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I. "Sometimes you have to get drunk to not loose the head" Sofocleto II. "If the headache get us before the drunkeness, we will avoid drink too much." Montaigne (1533-1592) III. "Humanity is always three whiskey behind." Humphrey Bogart*(1899-1956) IV. "After the first one, you feel yourself another man. Then another man, etc. At three o'clock A.M. not even your mother recognize you". Mill�r Fernandes V. "Don't you know drinking causes a slow death?" "So what ? I�m not in a hurry!" Robert Benchley (1889-1945) VI. "I hate to drink. Makes me feel good!" Oscar Levant*(1906-1972) VII. "A drunkard is somebody that you don't like and drink as much as you do." Dylan Thomas*(1914-1953) VIII. "As a matter of fact, is enough one drink for make me sick. But I never know if is the thirteenth or the fourteenth." George Burns* IX. "When I thought in alcohol, the connotation was conradeship. When I thought in conradeship, the connotation was alcohol. Conradeship and alcohol were siamese brothers. They always come together." Jack London*(1876-1916)John Barleycorn: Alcoholic Memories X. "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me". Winston Churchill (1874-1965) XI. "Once I stayed for so many minutes without drink that I felt like somebody had steped in my tongue with the foot dirt of mud". W.C. Fields*(1879 � 1946) XII. "MACDUFF: What three things does drink especially provoke? PORTER: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him" William Shakespeare (1564-1616) MACBETH XIII. "I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake � which I also keep handy" W.C. Fields*(1879 - 1946) XIV. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson XV. "Show me a man that don't drink and I will prove that he is half camel." W.C. Fields*(1879-1946) XVI. "The man's best friend is the whiskey. The whiskey is the bottled dog." Vinicius de Morais (1913-1980) XVII. "The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism." Norman Brenner XVIII. " I can't get sober enough time to find fun in being sober." F. Scott Fitzgerald *(1896-1940) XIX. "I drink for many years. To get drunk. I cannot imagine another reason. The social drinker is a small burgeois thing." Paulo Francis XX. "Avoid hang-over. Keep yourself drunk." Anonymous XXI. "O God! that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains; that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts." William Shakespeare (1564-1616) OTHELO
