| Facial Hair | |||||
| Ever since I could, I've been growing beards and mustaches. Why? Because I could. I've never sought to get a tattoo or a piercing, and I'm normally very conservative with my hair, but with facial hair I can easily change my appearance, and it's something that I can reverse with a razor and twenty minutes. Below is a collection of the different facial hair styles I've tried over the years. If you'd like to, click on the message board and post which is your favorite. I don't have any illusions that I look good with facial hair, simply that I grow good facial hair, if you can understand the difference. | |||||
| The Goatee and Mustache This was the first one I ever had. Usually, I keep them attached to each other, but sometimes I cut the handle bars off and have a seperate mustache and goatee. | |||||
| Full Beard Not much to it, just stop shaving. Well, I do trim my neck as that always itches and tend to clean my cheeks a bit, but other than that, it's fairly straightforward. | |||||
| Burt Reynolds/Magnum PI You got to love the look. | |||||
| The "Chopper" Handlebars Just let it run down to the jawline, I often make it a bit thicker on the bottom. | |||||
| The Dali I was going for Salvador Dali with this one, but most people thought I looked more like a circus strongman. | |||||
| Handlebars connected to Sideburns I first tried this for Halloween in 02 when my girlfriend at the time said I couldn't surprise her. Heh heh heh, she was wrong. | |||||
| The Gomez Addams A pencil thin line just across the lips. I first grew this for the Parliament Concert in Auckland in '05 | |||||
| Goatee sans Mustache Sometimes, you just want some chin hair. | |||||
| Sideburns from Hell I grew them really big and bushy. Somewhat ridiculous, but fun. | |||||
| The Greg At my final party in Agnes, I trimmed my mustache down to replicate the one that Greg had. | |||||
| The Ringmaster This is the first truly new facial hair style I'd done in a while. Everyday in Bangkok, people stop me and tell me they love it, some have even asked me to pose for a photo. Geesh. | |||||