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| 37 4/30/01 Sporks What is it that makes it so interesting? Not quite a spoon, Not quite a fork, It�s a spork Well I can tell you why� Interesting to common man, Something new and useful, It helps out all the welfare schools, That can�t afford utensils With the points of a fork that you can plainly see, It�s ability to pick up food, How easy can that be? Also with it�s spoon like body, Useful in all liquids It�s not a spoon not a fork, Just plain and simple it�s a spork Now why the hell would someone like I, Write such a stupid poem, Keep on reading and maybe you�ll see, How this topic came to me, It�s kind of weird how this, One simple object can bring so much bliss, But not for it�s usefulness, Only for what or who I think of, Every time, Not quite a spoon, Not quite a fork, It�s a spork!!! |