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| 34 4/24/01 The No Nothing Dreidel Song I have a little blowtorch, Made prob-a-bly in china, And when I go and play with it, I�ll burn things the whole day. When my little blowtorch, Goes and runs out of gas, I�ll have to find another way, To keep me occupied. I had a little doggy, Small with black short hair, But then a car came down the road, With my doggy also there. Oh, doggy doggy doggy, Why did you go and die? Oh, doggy doggy doggy, You made me lose my mind. So I sued the asshole, Driving the death car, Got about a thousand bucks, So screw the dog ha ha. I bought a Chinese hooker, We had sex that same day, She gave me some S.T.D. And I died the next day. So does this story make sense? I really don�t think so, But what the hell, It�s funny though, Using some Jew song. |