19th May 2004 News


YanZi's Message On I-Weekly Issue...
Tentatively, YanZi Will Be Releasing Her New Album This August 2004!


Real Message:
Dear I-weekly,

A recent article painted a picture of me laughing all the way to the bank.
Truth is, I had to laugh more than I would imagine I had to, my whole life,
for the past 4 years.

"Why? Why? Why?"

"Because nobody likes a sulky skinny girl."

"As opposed to a happy skinny girl? Or a sulky voluptuous girl? Or a happy
voluptuous girl?"

And because I am not voluptuous, the answer was pretty clear. And, it turned
out to be a pretty good formula. Not that I'm complaining of course. Imagine
having to sulk for 4 years, or plastic boobies.

These days, it's a lot easier to smile, the skies seem clearer and the air
smells cleaner. And when I hear an occasional careless comment, "You are
too skinny", I think, "Ya, but I'm happy."

But, I also wish I had said, "I don't even know you & you probably have
dimpled thighs and I hate you."

And you can imagine a true picture of me, laughing all the way home.

Cheers!
Yanzi