YanZi's Message
Title: Happy Iggy
hallow my friends,
I bought an arrowana today for S$24. This is very reasonable considering they normally cost a hundred at least. I'm hoping that he can eat up ALL the tadpoles and frog eggs in my pond. They are VERY DISGUSTING. On some nights, the frogs' croaking is alarming. They sound like they are EVERYWHERE.
Two nights ago, Sonny was barking like mad so I went to check on him. Turns out there was a frog in the house. Poor Sonny looked petrified. My very brave grandmother caught it using a plastic bag with her bare hands. While she was tying a knot, she assured me that it'll be dead in the morning. I was more disturbed than assured, so me and Mr.D brought it to the main road where a canal runs parallel. He untied it and left it on the pavement (notice I never went near it). We then went back to my house.
When my dad came home, he told us he ran over a frog.
HAHAHAHAHA, no lar, the last paragraph is untrue. The bloody frog probably hopped back to my place and laid those multi-threaded thousand eggs! (very gross)
Imagine the amphibian, breathing through their slimy skin, looking through their black glass eyes, eating flies with their curly tongue, leaving a trail of 'whatever' wherever they hopped. They are very unappetising.
Iggy (my arrowana, short form for Ignatius) will be very happy.
See you later alligators.
*Mr.D refers to Dennis
Love
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