Self centered Written by: (site owner) (I alway told My friend that I would put his favorite line in a poem!) I kiss the mirror every day. I love myself in every way. I am the smartest, handsomest guy. A better man you'll never find. It's the greatest thing to be with me, I'm the finest guy you'll ever see. I love me, my self and I. I'll live forever, I'm too good to die. Women faint all over the place, just from seeing my good looking face. I'm the best at every thing I do, I guarentee I'm better than you. To be like me is the greatest quest. I only brag 'cause I'm the best.