Gas written by: (site owner) * * * * * * The burritos were great When we went on our date But they seem to have given me gas If speed I desire I just lite it on fire And there is nothing in this world I can't pass You all think its funny That I spent my money On somthing that put me through pain But soon you'll be crying Cause you'll all think you're dying Cause I seem to have farted again * * * * * *