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		Honey, I didn't fall from grace. I *lept* from it.
			Names: I take on more names than I take on lovers. Height: 5'3 Sex: Duh Weight: None of your damned business Measurements: 45-25-40 Weapon of Choice: A shiv or a good old-fashioned bottle of laudanum. A hidden razor in the mouth also works for me. Role in the Family: I'm the much-loved basket case. I also get loads of money by sleeping with rich coots and then robbing them blind and disappearing before the morning. I own the largest and most feared international marijuana/opium dealing syndicate in the world. (which helps to support my habit). I also pimp off guys soemtimes for laughs, and once in a while i pimp off girls too. Also once in a while I just kick someone's ass. And I am also the bait that leads our unsuspecting victims to their DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Bio: My mother was a 14-year old Irish colleen who ran off to America to escape the curse of the mermaids, and my father was one of the world's deadliest assassins. I moved ALL OVER THE PLACE when I was little, and never made any real friends except for my imaginary purple cat, Puffs. My dad mysteriously disapeared when i was 12, and my mum was finally taken by the curse of the mermaid a few months later. (Stupid mother#&$*ing mermaids!) So there I was a few years later at 15, wandering the streets, high most of the time and more often than not mistaken for a

streetwalker. So then one day the Family saw me stumbling through the snow-laden sidewalk that Christmas looking for weed in the condemned crackhouses, and offered me a one-hit delivery job to support my weed habit. I took it, they were so impressed with the way I delivered the guns and managed to get some extra cash from them, and they took me on as a full-time member. Now I am a international drug dealer and high-class courtesan, and both of these have brought me wealth beyond my imagination as well as power. Mmmm...power. It's been five years. Five damn good years. Cash pulled in so far...18, 906, 578, 423.76 dollars, plus a few islands, a Porsche, and a diamond-studded Roles that's too big for my little wrist so I keep it hidden in my bra.
			Naughty Things I did!!! I did plenty of bad things when I was in Hits-R-Us, but then so did everyone. I regularly traffick drugs and peddle illegal wares, such as stolen or coughACHEMcough borrowed property... As part of the Family, I more often than not serve as the 'bait', though I don't mind. It's fun to lure in our unsuspecting victims with my gosh-golly good looks...(snickers) I deal drugs all over the seven continents of the world (even to these little research bases in Antarctica) because nothing beats weed and opium. or a combination of both, whatever rocks your boat... I have skimmed millions of dollars off the six men I previously married. And enjoy doing it. Right Now I am engaged to #7 and am getting married in Vegas tomorrow. (cackles with evil laughter)


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