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Top 10 things men wished their wives/girlfiends would say !!!

#10. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with
your buddies ?

#9. Christ, not the freaking mall again, come on let's go to the new strip joint.

#8. I signed up for yoga so that i can get my ankles behind my head for ya....

#7.Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, and a rack of beer.

#6. Let's subscribe to hustler !

#5. That was a great fart, do another one !

#4.I know it's alot tighter back there, but
would you please try again ??

#3. Would you like to watch me go down
on my girlfriend?

#2. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy !

#1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.

The band wants to make sure you all eat
your fruits and vegetables...hehehehe