This Is my dog, He is the coolest dog in the world. My big sister Jenny found him in Mexico, on her yearly vacation.
"How Cute," Jenny said to her friend Susan, a smile smeared across her face, "What an adorable little dog! He must be one of those Hairless Chihuahua's that are always on TV!" So Jenny, being the avid animal activist she is, embraced the dog warmly into her arms, and carried him to her hotel room. "You stay here little fella, I'll be right back with new toys for you!" Jenny re-met with her friend Susan at a local restaurant. "Can I get you anything to drink ladies?" Said the waiter, his accent hardly noticeable. "No thanks", Jenny retorted, "I'm going to be on my way home soon anyway. But do you happen to know of any store around here that sells pet supplies?" The waiter then informed Jenny that there certainly was, down the street a block or so was Anderson's, a local drug store that sold such items. Jenny mounted her purse as she pushed in her chair, "See you back at the Hotel, Suze" she said, and was off.
Upon returning back to the hotel room, she found her little doggie huddled in the corner cleaning itself. When Jenny lifted up the puppy this time, it winced a high pitched squeal, and that's when Jenny noticed the smell. The little puppy smelled really bad, I mean really bad. Jenny's eye's started to water and her head started to spin. She gently set the dog down, and picked up the phone. "Operator" "Uh, yes, can I have the number to a local veterinarian?" "Just a moment." Jenny held the phone up with her ear, and tried to coax the dog over to her. The smell can't be that bad, I have got to be tired or something, thought. "Here puppy, here little guy..." The dog didn't come over. Instead he uttered a low his and returned to the corner hence he came. "
"Austin Veterinarian, how may I help you?"
"...Yes, I would like to make an appointment for my Chihuahua? I just got him and I'd like for him to get all his shots done soon."
"Sure, What's the dog's name?"
"...Scuffy, Scuffy the Dog"
Jenny awoke the next morning to find that
Scuffy was huddled by her side. How cute. Jenny thought, He's so
defenseless and scared, he was just looking for someone to come and pick him up.
Jenny was just a little surprised to see that the Chihuahua was suckling at
Jenny's finger. Poor guy, must be hungry. Jenny reached over and dialed
room service. She ordered French toast with a side of bacon. When it was delivered
she ate it quickly in order to keep her appointment with the vet at 11:00.
Scuffy was whining at Jenny in selfish yelps, hoping for a smidgeon of scraps. Jenny fell victim to the puppy's proverbial eyes, and lowered a crisp piece of bacon above the dog's head. Suddenly without regard, Scuffy the Chihuahua leaped up on the table from the presiding chair, and gobbled down what he could of Jenny's breakfast plate.
"No bad dog!" She said, and returned the dog to it's former lowly position. Looking at her food, Jenny's stomach still yearned, and she decided that she wouldn't let the food go to waste. I'll have to teach him some manners Jenny thought, picking at the half eaten breakfast.
When she arrived at the vet, she cradled Scuffy in her arms like a mother nursing a child. "Well, let's see him," the doctor ordered, and Jenny handed him over. The dog was silent, examining the dog. Jenny couldn't read the expression on her face, which was weird because she once believed that to be one of he personal talents. Oh well, it's not like I go to the vet everyday. The doctor set the Chihuahua down, and calmly said to Jenny.
"Jenny this is no Chihuahua, this is a gutter rat, a big diseased Mexican gutter rat"
Jenny died the next day, I felt sorry for Scuffy, so I adopted him.
THE END
