GIRL: NO THANKS, IT ISN'T HEAVY.
GIRL: SAY YOU LOVE ME!SAY YOU LOVE ME!
BOY: YOU LOVE ME...
GIRL: IF WE BECOME ENGAGED WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING??
BOY: SURE, WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER??
GIRL: I THINK THE POOREST PEOPLE ARE THE HAPPIEST..
BOY: THEN MARRY ME AND WE'LL BE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE..
BOY: I LOVE YOU AND I COULD DIE FOR YOU!!
GIRL: HOW SOON??
MAN: YOU REMIND ME OF THE SEA..
WOMAN: BECAUSE I'M WILD,ROMANTIC AND EXCITING??
MAN: NO!!BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME SICK!!
MARY: JOHN SAYS I'M PRETTY. ANDY SAYS I'M UGLY.WHAT DO YOU THINK,PETER?
PETER: A BIT OF BOTH..I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY UGLY!
TEACHER:"WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT TO US, THE SUN OR THE MOON?"
PUPIL: "THE MOON"
TEACHER: "WHY?"
PUPIL:"THE MOON GIVES US LIGHT AT NIGHT WHEN WE NEED IT BUT THE SUN GIVES US LIGHT ONLY IN THE DAY TIME WHEN WE DON'T NEED IT."
