Togepi's Point Of View By: LeaMarie Rocket MiST by: Tiki and LeaMarie Rocket LeaMarie: We were really board one night so we were reading stories to each other. Tiki: We got board, so we decided to a MiST of on of Lea's stories. Lea: A MiST is where a lot of stupid comments are made throughout the story. Tiki: LOTS of stupid comments. I'm confused about some things. Tiki: Well, hmm, you're an egg. What's to be confusing about that? Mommy's acting a little funny. Tiki: My mommy acts funny a lot too. But that's because she's crazy. Lea: I think Misty is having a major PMS attack this time. I haven't seen her pull out the big thing that she hits the others with in a long time. Tiki: It's called a mallet, dumbass. Lea: A little bit of a blunt comment there Tiki? Tiki: Yeah. Uncle Pikachu says it's because she's in love, with Uncle Ash. But how can she be in love with Uncle Ash? Lea: Hmm. Let's think about this for a little bit. Shouldn't she be in love with Daddy? That's just one of the things that confuse me. Tiki: Just one? Lea: Give him a break, he's an egg. Tiki: He's a stupid egg. Lea: *Sigh* Another thing that confuses me is why don't Mommy and Daddy travel together? Tiki: Because they hate each other. Lea: Have you read this before? Tiki: Well duh. Why doesn't Mommy travel with Daddy and that Meowth, and that other lady? Uncle Pikachu says that Daddy and that other lady are evil. What's evil? Tiki: I don't even want to explain that. Lea? Lea: I'm staying out of that one. How can my Daddy be evil? When I asked Uncle Pikachu this question, he said that Daddy took pokemon from their trainers. When I asked why, Tiki: It's fun taking pokemon from there trainers. Haven't you tried? Uncle Pikachu said that Daddy was greedy and only wanted money and fame. Tiki: That's not true. He want's to be loved too. Lea: Yeah by who? Tiki: By ME!!! Lea: No comment. Does that mean that Daddy want me? Tiki: That doesn't make sense. Lea: So I mistyped a sentence. Sue me. Tiki: Like every other sentence.... Lea: Hey! Tiki: I didn't say anything. Lea: Yeah, sure. Let's get back to the fic. "Phy duck?" Tiki: How did Psyduck get into this? Lea: Just read. Mommy's Psyduck just came out of the thing that's called a poke-ball. Mommy seems angry. She's yelling at him. I don't know why she yells at him so much. All Psyduck wants to do is make Mommy proud of him. Tiki: For God's sakes, Lea. Did you have to put us all on the guilt trip? Lea: Yes. What does 'proud' mean? Mommy just took out that big thing and hit Psyduck with it. Tiki: It's called a mallet. Lea: Oh, shute up. Tiki: What the hell does 'shute up' mean? Lea: It's a typo. Uncle Ash just garbed the thing away from her. Tiki: It's called a mallet. I can't see the look on Mommy's face, since I'm walking on the ground, Lea: Step on it! Step on it! Tiki: Are you saying that being short is being bad? You stupid little short Togepi. I'm taller than you are; I'm taller than you. Ha ha. I couldn't resist. Lea: A little spiteful there? Tiki: Just a little. But I can tell that she's stopped being angry with Psyduck. Now she's angry at Uncle Ash. *Sigh* "Come on you guys. Can't you stop arguing for a little bit?" Both: No. Uncle Brock sounds tired. He should get in his poke-ball and take a nap. Uncle Pikachu just did something he calls 'thunder wave'. That always stops them from fighting. Tiki: That's because they're in a state of paralysis. Lea: Keep out the big words. Tiki: Why? I like big words. Wanna hear a couple of big words I leaned in Spanish? Lea: I think we should keep the Spanish swearing down to a minimum. "Prepare for trouble!" Yeah! It's that weird lady and Daddy! Tiki: Weird lady?! I'll have you know she's the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth. Lea: Yeah sure Tiki. Tiki: Hey, anyone with fuschia hair must be cool. Lea: This coming of course from some one who has fuschia hair. "And make it double!" Tiki: Of course, blue hair isn't all that bad either. Lea: Hey my hair was blue for a while! Tiki: that's what my hair is going to be next. I love the sound of Daddy's voice. Tiki: You're not the only one kid. Lea: Yeah. *Sigh* Tiki: Duck. Both: Insane giggling. Mommy, Uncle Ash, Uncle Brock, and Uncle Pikachu interrupted the thing that Daddy and that weird lady say every time we see them. Tiki: {Chuckles} Weird lady. The lady doesn't seem to like that. She's yelling at Uncle Ash. Daddy's laughing at Uncle Ash. I don't like it when Daddy laughs at Uncle Ash. Tiki: Uncle Ash seems to be a vary popular two words. Lea: Well that's what he's being called. Tiki: Momotonously. Lea: What did I say about big words? Tiki: What did I about big Spanish words. Lea: Yeah well I have a few words for you Tiki. Tiki: Oh ho Lea: That sounded like 'waffle'. Mommy's yelling at Daddy, 'cuz he just called her 'scrawny.' Lea: {giggles} That made Uncle Ash almost as angry as it did Mommy. Mommy just pulled out the hitting thingie. Tiki: It's called a mallet. I don't want Daddy to get hit. Togepi jumped out in front of James nearly missed being hit with the mallet. Both: Damn "Togepi get out of the way. I don't want you to get hurt." Misty said. Both: But we do! Lea: We've gotta stop talking at the same time. Tiki: Why? Mommy says she doesn't want me hurt, but then why would she want to see Daddy hurt? "Priiiiiiii pri Togepi?" Lea and Tiki cringe. Togepi asked. "What did you call him?!" Tiki: It said a bad word in Spanish. Lea: You and your Spanish bad words. Tiki: {Beep} Aww man! Lea: Ha ha. Misty asked quietly. "Pri Togepi pi." Tiki: Tiki asked quietly? Lea: I miss read it, ok? Both Meowth and Pikachu started laughing uncontrollably. Tiki: They've gone crazy. Lea: Ok. Tiki: I was wondering when they were going to crack. I mean come on after all this 'I wanna be the very best' crap and the sever beatings..... Mommy looks shocked that I called Daddy, Daddy. I wonder why. Tiki: Hmm. Gee that's think about that. Lea: Poor Misty. Could she not know that he's my Daddy? Lea: Uh yes? Tiki: Considering that the thing wasn't conceived or anything. "What did Togepi say Meowth?" Jessie demanded. Lea: I thought we already went threw this. Bad Spanish word. "It said that James was its Daddy." Meowth explained. James mouth drooped open. Lea: Close your moth James, you're catching flies. Tiki: Ewwwwwwwwww. Flies! Lea: Protean! Tiki: Your automatically thought, it's nutrisanal. Ewwww! Nutrisanal! Lea: Hey in some places they do eat bugs......Not that I'd want to. "Me?! It's Daddy?" James fainted. "Prii?!" Jessie and Meowth looked at Togepi. Lea: Who would want to do that either? Tiki: I'm pretty sure that's not healthy. Daddy?! What happened to Daddy?! Why's he laying on the ground? Tiki: I like my kimono. Lea: Whah? Tiki: huhuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Both: start laughing. Why did he faint? He wasn't battling. Every one's looking at me. Lea: Another unhealthy thing. Tiki: Every one needs to stop starting at the ugly thing. There're going to give themselves seagures. Er...wait a second, that's only that really flashy effect. Lea: They fixed it. Did I do something wrong? Both: YES! "Togepi, you think James is your daddy?" Misty asked. Tiki: Well duh. That point was made pretty apparent. Lea: Poor James. Tiki: Uff. "Pri." "Ash pull out Dexter and ask it about Togepi's imprinting." Ash pulled out Dexter. Lea: I hope he pulled out the Pokédex. "Togepi is not only imprinted with the first image it sees think that it is, it's mother but with the second person it sees, think that that is it's father." Why is Uncle Ash pointing that thingie at me? Tiki: Uh, that sounds really bad. I'm getting scared. Tiki: You should be. Lea: I would be too. Tiki: This is almost as much fun as yelling at the TV! Lea: I think you're right. Togepi suddenly started to cry. Tiki: Really? It raised its arms(?) up to be picked up. Lea: How else would it raise it's arms? Down? Tiki: Yep, that's exactly how stupid it is. Misty just sat there staring at the poor thing. Lea: She starring again Tiki. Tiki: People have a tendency to do that a lot. After a few seconds, Pikachu got so Lea: Oh damn! My glasses lens feel out! Tiki: Oh great now what are you going to do? Lea: Superglue it back in. Tiki: Ha, watch you super glue your glasses back to your face. Lea: I think I'll call mom. You read, I'll call mom. disgusted with Misty that he picked up the little pokemon, Lea: {covering other phone's mouthpiece}And threw it in her face! Tiki: And it made a big mess. and starting to try to confer it. Tiki: Oh, damn. He didn't hurt it. My God, my computer just beeped at me. Oh, it's going to do it again! Lea: {Still covering mouthpiece} Well knock it off. Tiki: I don't want it to beep at me, it's rude. "Pikachu!" Pikachu scolded Misty. Ash walked up beside her. "Misty?" Tiki: Will you stop touching my butt? Lea: Whah? Tiki: My cat is poking me. Lea: Oh. "What's wrong?" He asked. Lea: Will she is toughing your butt. Tiki: Ahh it tickles! Lea: Huh? Tiki: She's bread on my knee. Jessie was kneeling at James's side trying to wake him up. "If Togepi thinks James is his father, Tiki: Boung, bump. and I'm his mother, does that mean I have to be with James?" Misty asked Ash. Lea: YES! Tiki: NO! Lea: OH CRAP! I hit the window button! Why won't Mommy pick me up? Doesn't she love me any more? Lea: NO! Tiki: No, she hates you. Lea: This kid's going to need therapy. Tiki: If it doesn't already. James had just woken up, thanks to Meowth's fury swipes. Tiki: Thanks to Meowth's furry stripes! Lea: You mean fury swipes. Tiki: No I mean furry stripes. Lea: Whatever. "Does it really think Tiki: When you're this close I can't focus. Lea: Stop talking to the cat. Tiki: Why it's fun? Lea: Yeah but look at the weird comments. Tiki: No. I'm its father?" James whispered to Jessie. "Yes." She said. "I don't see why it thinks Lea: I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I can't believe I'm paging her. I'm going to die, Hi mom! you're its father. I'm the one who took care of it as an egg. You just wanted to eat it." Meowth complained. Lea: We want to eat it too. Tiki: I want dinner! I want dinner! I want dinner! "No Misty! Tiki: I want dinner I want dinner. Lea: Give me the damn egg. You don't have to go with him! You can't! I won't let you!" Ash yelled grabbing hold of Tiki: A mallet! Misty's shoulders. Daddy looks worried. Meowth looks angry. And the lady is glaring at Mommy. Now I'm getting really scared. What if no one wants Tiki: A mallet. me? Where will I go? Who will take care of Tiki: A mallet. me? I don't even know what I'll grow up to be. Lea: A mallet? Uncle Pikachu said something about being a Tiki: Mallet. bird. What's a bird? Lea: Every seen Pidgeotto? And how come he couldn't catch a Pidgy? Everyone started yelling at once. After a bit, Brock and Pikachu couldn't take it any more. "Pikachu! Thunder bolt!" Brock ordered. Pikachu did as it was told and shocked Tiki: A mallet. Lea: It only works so many times. Tiki: I still like mallets. Lea: Yes, but paper fans hurt more. Tiki: Yeah but mallets are bigger. everyone that was fighting. When they finally pulled themselves off of the ground Pikachu decided to start scolding them for fighting in front of such an impersonal Tiki: Mallet. Lea: *sigh* youth. They started fighting. Uncle Pikachu shocked them. I don't know what to do. Lea: Jump off a cliff? Tiki: Please. "I'll tell you what, how about you keep the little monster and I'll keep James?" Jessie suggested. "Don't call Togepi a Tiki: Mallet! monster!" Ash yelled at Jessie. That lady just called me a monster. I'm not a monster, am I? Both: Yes. I'm not scary or creepy, am I? Both: Yes. Yeah! Uncle Ash just yelled at her! "Hey, Don't yell at Jessie!" James yelled, at Ash. "And don't you yell at Ash!" Misty screamed at Tiki: Mallet. I had to do it. James. Why is everyone yelling? Is it something that I did? Both: Yes. "Pika pikachu!!" Pikachu screamed as he let off one of his electric shocks. That looked like it hurt. Lea: Well duh! I guess Uncle Pikachu had enough of them yelling. So did I. It was giving me a headache. "Can we please sit down and talk about this like normal people?" Brock asked. Tiki: No? "Ok." Misty said in a small voice. The others nodded there Lea: Mallets. Oh, thanks Tiki. Now you've got me doing it. heads and slowly sat down on the ground. Oh, goodie! It looks like they're going to talk instead of fight! I wonder why Uncle Ash is holding onto Mommy's shoulders still? Tiki: 'Cuz....he...is....going....to....um.....I don't know. After a while... "Ok, It's settled then?" Brock asked. "Yep." Everyone agreed. "Good." Ash got down on one knee and said. "Misty? Will you marry me?" Misty smiled and wrapped her arms around Ash. "Yes, Ash. I will." Tiki: giggles. This is mushy. Mommy and Uncle Ash are going to get married? So, is he going to be my uncle or my daddy? Tiki: That would pose a problem. Lea: Read Hamlet kid. Than figure it out. "Um... Jessie? I have something to ask you too." James said softly. "What is it James?" Jessie asked looking a little worried. "Jessie, will you Lea: Hit me with a mallet? marry Tiki: a mallet? me?" Tiki: a mallet. James asked looking into Jessie's eyes. Jessie's eyes searched James's. Lea: Pockets. Tiki: Mallet. Pockets? That's sick. "Yes, James. I'd love to." Tiki: Hit you with a mallet. Daddy is going to marry that Lea: mallet? Weird Tiki: mallet lady? Will she be my mommy, or what? "You guys don't have to get married." Brock said. "Yeah, when Misty and I are old enough to get married, we will. I'll also adopt Togepi." Ash told him. "I know, but I love Jessie." James responded looking into Jessie's eyes. Tiki: That was really sappy. Lea: Oh, well. It was fun typing. Until I lost the stupid thing. I feel stupid typing with one eye closed. Damn glasses. Tiki: This is why you should get contacts. Lea: I have some, I just can't get them in. Tiki: Well than put them in. Lea: Ok, come over and show me how. Tiki: How the hell would I know? I don't have glasses. Lea: Lucky. Tiki: Spoot head. Lea: Shut up. Tiki: Make me. Lea: I will. Tiki: How? Lea: I'll hang up on you. *StormChaser pops his head into the room and says "Hey you guys the story's over. Let it die." * Lea: Ok fine. Tiki: Fine. Good night fokes!