Disclaimer: First thing is that I don't own them.

Tiki: Duh

You know I wish I did, along with a whole lot of other people.

Authors Note: The characters are older than they are in the show. Besides that, I don't really think that they're the ages they say they are. Of course that's personal opinion.

Tiki: Duh.

Jessie, James, and Meowth sat in shock at the sight before them. Ash was down on one knee

Lea: We're not going there. NO! BAD! NO!

with a small box in his hand.

Tiki: OH, how romantic! You know, it'd ever more romantic if he proposed and then shoved her off a cliff.
Lea: Yes Ash I'd love toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *Splut*
Tiki: Yes, Mallet, I'd, Mallet, love, Mallet, to, Mallet.
Lea: Great, the return of the mallet.

Then after a moment Misty flung herself into Ash's arms. "Well it looks like you were right, James. They are in love."

Tiki: With a mallet.
Lea: *sigh*

Jessie whispered.
"They make a cute couple don't they?" Meowth asked.

Lea: No.

"I hope they're happy together." James whispered back.
"Yeah, me too." Jessie responded.

Tiki: Can I kill them if they aren't? Ok, this fic is focused on manly mallets and death.
Lea: I've read a few fics.
Tiki: Mostly our MiSTings.

"I don't fell right attacking now. Let's attack tomorrow, when it isn't such a romantic moment." Jessie said.

Tiki: Trying not to laugh at a mallet.

Later that night, Jessie couldn't sleep. "James? Are you awake?"
"Yes." A very tired James responded.

Tiki: To a mallet. You know what? I have nights like that. Where you talk to me and I'm not responsive.
Lea: I know, those are my nice quit nights.
Tiki: That's a bunch of bull sh*t if I've ever heard it.
Lea: I took the I out of Sh*t.
Tiki: Ok.
Lea: 'Cuz you remember those big Spanish words...
Tiki: Makes little laughing sounds.

"Wasn't it cute the what Ash did?"

Tiki: No.

"Yes."
"How did you know that they liked each other?"

Tiki: I didn't. I guessed.
Lea: Well there, was that one night, I heard them in the bushes.

"They were always fighting, and I could hear Ash talking in his sleep, and Misty to her pok�mon." James responded.
"Oh." After a pause James rolled over to face Jessie.
"What's really on your mind?"

Lea: Sex.
Tiki: Sex.

"James, you know how I feel about you right?" James smiled at her.
"Yes. I know. Do you know how I feel right?" Jessie smiled.

Tiki: Um....I don't want to know how you feel.
Lea: My sentience didn't make much sense. Do...you...know...how...I...feel...right?
Tiki: That doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.
Lea: Well, I think he might feel with his hands.
Tiki: ACK!
Lea: Other wise, I think I was anti-comma during this fic.

"Yes."
"Do you think Meowth knows?"
"No. He doesn't even suspect about us."

Tiki: Makes starts making struggling giggling sounds.

"Good."

Ash had just proposed to Misty, and he

Lea: Pushed her off a cliff.
Tiki: And ate Togepi for breakfast. Breakfast? Breakfast?! You ate breakfast?!? Now I'm not sure any of this is real.

was waiting somewhat impatiently for her answer. She just stood there looking at him like he was an alien or something.

Tiki: Or something? Beautiful diction Lea.
Lea: Thank you.

"Well, what do you say Misty?"

Lea: No.
Tiki: Go jump off a cliff.
Lea: There's a nice one right behind you.

"Your serious?" Misty asked looking into his eyes.

Tiki: No, I just thought it'd be funny. It's really a rubber ring.
Lea: No Misty, I'm not serious. I'm really going to marry Brock.
Tiki: Oh, the poor goldfish got knocked out of the bowl. Oh, my goodness, there all mushy!

"Yes." He responded totally serious. "I am."

Tiki: Oh, damn.

After a pause, Misty threw herself into Ash's arms.

Tiki: and puked, 'cuz she had one hell of a hang over.
Lea: Yuck. That would suck.

"Yes, Ash. I'll marry you."

Lea: For a hundred dollars.

Misty said sobbing softly into Ash's shoulder.

Several months latter a big wedding was held for the Water Trainer of Cerulean City, and The

Tiki: And the dork ass from no where's ville.

Pok�mon Master.

Lea: Yeah, right. Him Pokemon master. I don't think so.

After the wedding Ash and Misty were looking threw there wedding presents and they found a present with a label that said:

Tiki: Go eat dead chicken!

To: Mr. and Mrs.

Lea: Brock Slat.

Ash Ketchem From: Mr. and Mrs. James Roquet

Tiki: Morgan.
Lea: That was before I knew that, ok?

Questions? Comments? Find a spelling error? Grammar?

Lea: Right there's one.
Tiki: Lots.

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TikI: Or at fu.dot com.

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