5 self gratification
10 a cookie
15 a greasy french fry sandwich
20 an electric wheelchair
25 vaseline on toast
30 a roadkill hamburger
35 a goldfish with two heads
40 a swimming pool filled with jello
45 a drunk kangaroo
50 your very own pirate
55 an ice sculpture of yourself
60 80 faithful squirrel servants
65 Fruit rollup underwear
70 an ice cream truck
75 a tank full of sea monkeys
80 a box of worn-out crayons
85 a six foot statue of Bambi
90 a bottle of champagne
95 a lava lamp and a bucket of rodents
100 a free lapdance
105 the left shoe of a random pedestrian
110 a hat made of twinkies
115 two hats made of twinkies
120 a horny gorilla
125 a canoe full of jellybeans
130 a box of fuck
140 a pimpin' hotdog suit
150 a free coupon to see a breast implant specialist
160 a ticket to hell
170 an electric office chair
180 teh Uber 1337 award
190 a "Look at me! I'm such a fucking cheater!" badge
200 a tree of horny monkeys on nitrous oxide