He loved to go for a walk, but one day a big talking lobster appeared to him.
The lobster held up a pincer and said to him; "Dear Max Werner Snudedyr. You must live your life while you can, because one day you'll wake up and be just as old as Michael Bolton and then you'll be sad that you never achieved anything."
Max Werner Snudedyr said; "Those are some wise words, big talking lobster" and then he put the lobster in a big pot and cooked him and ate him for dinner.
After that, Max Werner Snudedyr thought about the lobster's words, and said to himself; "I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna live my life to the fullest and become something."
And so he did...
Sailed across the ocean on a big ship. Was also King of the World for a few seconds.
Had nothing to do with a huge airship that crashed and burned up. Actually, wasn't even near the scene when it happened. He was...uh, eating...lunch.
Went to Hollywood where he starred as 'Robot #3' in a science fiction movie. Unfortunately, most of his scenes were deleted and his character replaced by a handpuppet.
Formed a band with some kids from the neighbourhood. They were doing very well, but unfortunately his jealous girlfriend pulled him out before they ever had a breakthrough.
Played basket with some old friends. Was kicked off the team because his fellow players were tired of losing all the time.
After several pleas and a few death threats, the director of the science fiction movie let him play 'Robot #72' in the sequal.
Was hired as bodyguard for some big nose politician. A hitman once tried to get his boss, but Max defeated him by hiding behind a bush until the police came and arrested him.
Met some retarded guy on a bench while waiting for the bus, and learned a lot about life, chocolate and the current rock population in the world.
Thought he had finally found his biological father, but the guy turned out to be a fraud who...well, the entire story about Big Sandy and the five dancing lobsters in Albany is too long to include here...
Signed a contract with a guy named Joss to appear regularly on a TV show. Unfortunately, all of his scenes were deleted because of bad lighting.
Met an evil turtle who wanted to take over the world, but missed two batteries for his doomsday device. We haven't heard from him since he was about to cross the highway by the library.
Picture from vacation in South Dakota. No one noticed the drill in his backpack.
Won an award for Best Rap '01.
In the background is Marshall Matters, pouting because he lost.
Starred in some mediocre Hollywood-movie, which unfortunately didn't sell very well.
Helped a nerdy guy construct a machine that slowly drains a human being of all its life.