2. The only graven image Thou shalt want shalt be first place
3. Thou shlat not use the term "wailing" in vain
4. Thou shall keep thy trumpet sectionals holy and refrain from work therein
5. Honor thy section leader and thy band director that thy days may be long in the bandhall
6. Thou shalt not kill (unless with the express written permission of thy section leader)
7. Thou shalt not attempt to steal the role of section leader
8. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy own section leader
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's trumpet, solo, and mouthpiece
10. Thou shalt learn to count to four
11. Thou shalt not suck
12. Thou shalt not be stupid
13. Thou shalt learn to count rests and count them correctly
14. Thou shall not whimp out and miss practice because it's too hot.
15. Thou shalt keep thy mouth shut when told