A. Fifty. One to screw it in and Fourty-nine to say "I could do it better"
A. Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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| Q. How many lead trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Fifty. One to screw it in and Fourty-nine to say "I could do it better" |
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| Q. What is the difference between a trumpet player and a government bond? A. Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. |
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