Random Quotes
People are like stained glass windows; they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.
                                                                                             -Elizabeth Kobler Ross
"An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind."��
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As the wind carries us along, we hardly notice it's there.� When we try riding against it we feel its force...
����������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������� -my psych book
"I'd be alone in my solitude...it's just a downward cycle...all I knew was insanity"
����������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������� -Naomi from "Back from Madness"
O Lord, give me chastitiy and continence, but not yet.
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good quote about procrastination, ya?
Six Strangest Ways to Get a Wife
1. Find a man with seven daughters and impress him by watering his flock. (Exodus 2:16-21)
2. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep.� Note: This will cost you a rib. (Genesis 2:19-24)
3. Agree to work seven years for a woman's hand in marriage.� Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman, then work another seven years for the one you wanted to marry inthe first place.� (Genesis 29:15-30)
4. Go to a party and hide.� When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.� (Judges 21:10-25)
5. Become the emperor of a huge domain and hold a beauty contest.� (Esther 2:2-4)
6. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a woman; now get her for me as my wife."� If your parents question your decision, just say, "Get her for me.� She's the right one for me."� (Judges 14:1-3)

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