| Don't Say Use These Valentines!! Thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother They say true lovers needs time apart, I think today's a good time to start! Sweet and charming love of mine Find another valentine I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love for you dear is forever, everlasting Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face Every time that we embrace I thank the lord... I can't see your face. I will promise to love and treat you well on the first available cold day in hell Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not How do I love thee? Let me count the ways How do I hate thee? Well that could take days Tonight all I can think about is sex Too bad for you it's with my ex. We've smiled our smiles, and cried our tears But to sleep with you I'll need a few more beers My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life You're the most important thing in my life except for my dog, the kids, and my wife I think you're great, I think you're grand you're much more fun than my right hand Those words I spoke were true and grand but when i said "I love U2"? I meant the *band* |
| Things for idiots When people say "Its always in the last place you look" Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking afer you found it? Do people do this? If so, who the fuck are they? When people say, while watching a movie, " Did you see that?" No dumb shit, I paid $-.-- to come to the theatre to sit here and stare at the fucking ceiling. What the hell did you come here for? Sarcastic Remarks And you crybaby whiny assed remark would be......? Do I look like a fucking people person? This isn't a school, It's hell with flourescent lights. If I throw a stick will you go get it, and like not bring it back. Excuse me, did i say you could talk to me? oh wait, let me turn the part of my brain on that gives a damn. oh I'm sorry, did you think i cared? Okay okay, i take it back, Unfuck you, no wait i lied, fuck you! Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! Who laughs last, thinks slowest! If honesty is the best policy, I wanna a refund. Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. |
| I like your style I like your class But most of all I like you ass It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other. No guys should ever be worth your tears, and the ones who are, will never make you cry. Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks Roses are red, violets are blue.... I'm in love, but not with you..... When we broke up, you thought i cried But all it was, Was another guy. You told your friends I was a trick, I told mine you had a weak dick. I said I loved you, And you thought it was true But guess what baby!?! You got played too!!!!! He broke your heart, he shattered it like glass, so when he comes crawling back, say honey, KISS MY ASS! |
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