Q: I've tried to master the Heavy tank, I'm not sure if I'm up to it.
A: Try not. Do or do not. There is no try!
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Q: I like to get all hopped up on espresso and like the fast-paced action, blah, blah, blah. When I play in the Heavy tank, I don't know when to snipe, enter the fray, or hide out and wait.
A: You will know when you are at peace�calm, passive. A good Heavy tank player must have a cool hand and steady resolve.
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Q: Aren't Light tanks better? Almost EVERYONE plays them, and I know it's true that the majority is ALWAYS right!
A: You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.
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Q: Is the Light tank easier to learn?
A: The Light side is quicker, easier, more seductive.
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Q: I've played Light tanks for a long time. When I switch to heavy, I always get blasted when I try to chase down a smoking tank out in the middle of the fray. You only get 3 friggin' shots with the Heavy, c'mon! What am I doing wrong?
A: You must unlearn what you have learned. In the Heavy, play the sides of the map. Don't wander into the fray unless you can make a retreat to cover. Pick off the outliers. Snipe. If charged, stand your ground. Hurt your enemy as much as possible until you die a glorious death.
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Q: Seriously, the Light tank is easier to play--- you can just go blasting out into the field, ignore the map and just fight, fight, fight� woo hoo! I don't have the patience to learn the Heavy tank, it's so slow and boring. I don't want to worry about cover and sniping, I just want to go ram someone.
A: A Heavy tank player must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
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Q: But the Light tanks are so cute and small! Smaller is always better, isn't it?
A: Size matters not. Judge tanks by their size, do you? And well you should not. The Heavy tank's ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. It's armor surrounds us and binds us. Its 3 powerful shells destroy our enemies. Great tanks are we, not these crude little baby tanks! You must feel the Force around you!
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Q: I'm afraid that if I get in a Heavy, I'll hurt my reputation as a great player.
A: Fear is the path to the Light side. Fear leads to anger, anger to leads to hate, hate leads to suffering�. suffering eventually leads to Scrum.
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Q: I've tried the Heavy, I've always thought it was a useless tank and that Bravetree are out of their minds when they say that the Light and Heavy tanks are evenly matched.
A: That is why you fail.
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Q: I love playing the Heavy tank, but lately I've thought about trying battlemode in the Light tank. Any pointers?
A: Beware of the Light side. Anger...fear...aggression. The Light side of the Force are they. Once you start down the Light path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Quitter's apprentice (Shrike)!
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Q: I've just started playing in the Heavy tank, and I can't seem to beat the good Light tank players.
A: Only a fully trained Heavy tank player with the Force as his ally will conquer them. If you end your training too soon, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Shrike did, you will become an agent of evil.
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Q: I'm a good Heavy tank player, but I always wonder why I hardly see anyone else out there giving it a try.
A: The Force runs strong in your tank. Pass on what you have learned.
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Q: Aren't you kind of old to be playing video games with us kids? LC50, you look like you need a vacation.
A: When twenty-nine years old you reach, look as good you will not!
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Q: Any last thoughts?
A: Mind what you have learned, save you it can.
