JBYWF Millenium Madness '99 was shaped up to be a great event. For the past few weeks, $o/\/iC>| had been hinting that something was goin' down. Feuds were at an all-time high. Guff Daddy had been battling JayDogg and Coma for the past 2 months, and "Skinny" Marty Lesperance had had his troubles with $o/\/iC>|. The main event, a Belt in a Backpack on a Pole Dumpster Match for the JBYWF World Title, was a four-corners match between the four major players - JayDogg, $o/\/iC>|, Coma, and JBYWF World Champion Guff Daddy. The special referee was Commissioner Bruce Plauche', who made his intentions known..
#1 Contender - JBYWF Tag-Team Title JayDogg and Fat Mexican VS sWo
JayDogg kicked off the final Pay-Per-View of the millennium teaming up with Fat Mexican to take on the sWo, $o/\/iC>| and $eXXy. JayDogg gained the early advantage, but $o/\/iC>| quickly evened things up. A thunderous DDT by JayDogg hurt $o/\/iC>| badly. Fat Mexican attempted to interfere, but failed. $o/\/iC>| gained the advantage on JayDogg until JayDogg executed a gutbuster. $o/\/iC>| tagged in $eXXY, while JayDogg tagged in Fat Mexican. Wanting no part of the Fat one, $eXXy tagged $o/\/iC>| back in. Fat Mexican gained a quick advantage, but soon fell victim to an ankle hold. Suddenly, Skinny ran in, hitting JayDogg and Fat Mexican with a chair.
JayDogg and Fat Mexican d. sWo by DQ
After the match, Fat Mexican attacked Skinny with his shoe. Afterwards, Skinny was attacked by $o/\/iC>| before being helped up by JayDogg.
T&A (c) VS JayDogg and Fat Mexican
Representing T & A, Guff Daddy and Skinny came out to defend their tag-team titles. They were attacked from behind by #1 Contenders JayDogg and Fat Mexican. Guff Daddy started out against Fat Mexican. The advantage went back and forth until Fat Mexican executed the Bruce Factor on Guff Daddy. Fat Mexican's attempting of a submission hold brought Skinny and JayDogg in. After a DDT on Skinny, JayDogg left, only to be tagged in by Fat Mexican. Guff Daddy tagged in Skinny. Skinny gained an early advantage with knees to the face and kicks. Bruce attempted to attack Skinny with his shoe, but failed. JayDogg hit an atomic drop for a 2-count. Skinny quickly regained the advantage, and tagged in Guff Daddy. Guff Daddy hit JayDogg with a huge bulldog, which got a 2-count. A leg drop stunned JayDogg. Guff Daddy tagged in Skinny, and they hit a Double Marty's Elbow. Skinny pinned for a 2-count. JayDogg clamped a Boston Crab on Skinny, but Guff Daddy made the save. Skinny then tagged in the World champ, who stopped JayDogg from tagging in. As the camera (and the ref) were occupied with Fat Mexican, $eXXy attacked JayDogg. Guff Daddy attempted to pin for a 2-count. Guff Daddy then executed a Pedigree. After JayDogg flipped Guff Daddy to the ground, Fat Mexican used his patented Knees to the Face. Guff Daddy hit Fat Mexican with a chair, but only for a 2-count. Guff Daddy used his finisher, the Jumping DDT, on Fat Mexican, but the Commissioner somehow kicked out at 2 1/2. JayDogg and Skinny came in, with Skinny hitting JayDogg with a DDT. Suddenly, $o/\/iC>| attacked Skinny with a trash can. Although the match was not Hardcore Rules, Coma (who was the ref) allowed the match to continue. Fed up, Guff Daddy and Skinny left.
JayDogg and Fat Mexican d. T&A by Countout (T&A retained the Tag-Team Titles)
Coma (c) VS Fat Mexican
Fat Mexican came out for his third and final match of the evening, as he was scheduled to take on Hardcore Champion Coma. Coma dominated this match for about 5 minutes, until the T&A made a surprise appearance. Coma and Fat Mexican, realizing they had common enemies, defended themselves. JayDogg joined the fray, causing Guff Daddy to make an executive decision.
Coma and Fat Mexican battled to a No Contest
Coma (c) VS Fat Mexican VS Skinny VS JayDogg VS Guff Daddy
Guff Daddy declared that the first pinfall or submission would win the JBYWF Hardcore Title. JayDogg and Coma double-teamed Skinny for most of the match, while Guff Daddy and Fat Mexican battled. While JayDogg and Coma were hitting Skinny with trash-can lids, Guff Daddy S my DDT'd Fat Mexican to the ground, and made the cover.
Guff Daddy d. Fat Mexican via S my DDT (Guff Daddy won the Hardcore Title)
$o/\/iC>| (c) VS Skinny
Skinny came out to fight $o/\/iC>| for the Louisiana Intercontinental Title. $o/\/iC>| demanded the match be fought under Hardcore rules. The advantage went back and forth the entire way. $eXXy came out with a chair, but thought better of it and left. She then came back and attempted a thunderous clothesline, which accidentaly hit $o/\/iC>|! Skinny covered $o/\/iC>| while Guff Daddy held back $eXXy, and Skinny became the new JBYWF Louisiana Intercontinental Champion!
Skinny d. $o/\/iC>| via pin (Skinny won the Louisiana Intercontinental Title)
Belt in a Backpack on a Pole Dumpster Match
Guff Daddy (c) VS JayDogg VS $o/\/iC>| VS Coma
To win this match, a competitor had to retrieve the World Title from a backpack on a pole, climb the dumpster, and put on the belt. Korn played as Coma appeared. Appearing very melancholy, Coma sat down. Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff then played as $o/\/ic>| appeared with $eXXy. $o/\/ic>| told Skinny to watch out, and that Guff Daddy was going down. Korn played again as JayDogg was scheduled to appear, but instead of coming out from the entranceway, the cameras saw him on top of a dumpster! Jay Dogg threw his arms in the air, then hopped off of the dumpster. Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby played as JBYWF Commissioner Fat Mexican was introduced as the special guest referee. ICP's Fuck the World played as Guff Daddy appeared. Guff Daddy had his Hardcore Title and his Tag-Team Title with him, and also pointed out the fact that he was also World Champ. Guff Daddy, JayDogg, and Coma immediately began teaming up on $o/\/iC>|. Coma jumped off of a chair, JayDogg lifted him up even higher, and Coma did a twisting splash on $o/\/iC>|. Guff Daddy went over to the backpack, but was stopped by Coma. Coma got the backpack and ran off, but was stopped by $o/\/iC>|. $o/\/iC>| ran off with the backpack, only to have it taken by JayDogg. The Dogg ran off, but was beaten by Coma. Coma reached inside the backpack, but couldn't find the belt. Guff Daddy looked through the backpack, but he couldn't find the belt either! JayDogg grabbed the backpack, and got the belt from a secret compartment! JayDogg tried to secretly put the belt inside of his outfit, but was caught and beaten by the other competitors. Guff Daddy got the belt, and he ran to the dumpster, followed by $o/\/iC>|. As $o/\/iC>| was about to hit Guff Daddy with the chair, he hit JayDogg and Coma! $o/\/iC>| climbed the dumpster, but was stopped by the Fat Mexican! $o/\/iC>| was thrown off by JayDogg. Guff Daddy had the belt, but dropped it. $o/\/iC>| got the belt, climbed up the dumpster, and put on the belt! However, Fat Mexican conveniently was not looking, and let the match continue. JayDogg had the belt until he was hit with a chair. Suddenly, $o/\/iC>| appeared with 2 sWo shirts, and gave them to Guff Daddy and Skinny! Guff Daddy had joined the sWo! $o/\/iC>| took the belt, climbed the dumpster, and put on the belt! $o/\/iC>| was the new World Champion! However, Commissioner Fat Mexican told Guff Daddy that since he screwed him and Coma out of the Hardcore Title, he was going to screw Guff Daddy! Fat Mexican declared the match a No Contest!
Guff Daddy, JayDogg, $o/\/ic>|, and Coma battled to a No Contest. (Guff Daddy retained the JBYWF World Title)
Post-match, Fat Mexican declared that he was signing another match - Guff Daddy VS Coma and JayDogg in a handicap match for the Tag Titles!
The new-look sWo came out for an interview. Guff Daddy commented on the group's fine performance at the Pay-Per-View. As an "act of kindness, friendship, and generosity," Guff Daddy gave the title to $o/\/iC>|! $o/\/iC>| is the new JBYWF World Champion! The sWo consisted of Hardcore Champion and Tag Champ Guff Daddy, LAIC Champ and Tag Champ Skinny, World Champ $o/\/iC>|, and $eXXy! Suddenly, Fat Mexican ordered a match for Hellenium 2000: Guff Daddy, $o/\/iC>|, and $eXXy VS Fat Mexican, Coma, and JayDogg for the World, LAIC, Hardcore, and Tag-Team Titles! After an attack, the sWo started to leave. $o/\/iC>| turned around and said "Millennium Madness '99 - Aw yeah, somethin went down."
