The third installment of March Mayhem hoped to live up to the hype it had created. All titles were on the line. Feuds were coming to a head. And by the time the day was done, a new dynasty may have been created...
The Metric Ton came out to kick off March Mayhem III. Guff Daddy informed everyone that Commissioner Bruce Plauche' had made the Main Event a four-way contest for the LBYWF Title and Tag Titles. Mobster would defend against Guff, $onick, and Biohazard. The first pinfall would win the tag titles, and the second would win the LBYWF Title. Guff felt it necessary to book $onick and Mobster in "warm-up" matches. Guff was interrupted by Mobster, who came out and suggested that the Metric Ton have a "warm-up" match as well. Guff said that they already had a match, booking the Metric Ton to face Diablo, with the winner claiming the LAIC title. Mobster almost attacked Guff, but the nine-time champ introduced Mobster's warm-up opponent: Coma.
Non-Title Match
Mohican Mobster vs. Coma Mobster took it to the Hardcore Champion from the start. Surprisingly, Coma did not get in as much as offense as he would have liked to. Coma was able to fight back some, trying to prove he could pin the World Champion. Coma's efforts were for naught, however, has he fell to a move similar to his Cardiac Arrest.
Mohican Mobster d. Coma via Give Me Head
Singles Match
Hoss vs. Diablo Not many technical moves were expected in this match, as both competitors are known for brawling skills. Hoss was able to use his height to his advantage, and after ducking a clothesline, connected with a Hosstile Takeover for the victory.
Hoss d. Diablo via Hosstile Takeover
Singles Match
$onick vs. Distortion In his first match, Distortion, who is the tallest LBYWF wrestler, looked to take out $onick. $onick used his techinical skills to control most of the match, and seemed to have the match won after a Semi-Sonick. However, out of nowhere, a man by the name of Josh appeared, slammed $onick with a steel chair. Distortion had the advantage for a good while, but $onick prevailed, hitting his Boom for the win.
$onick d. Distortion via $onick Boom
Metric Ton vs. Diablo This match was no contest for Diablo, as he was dominated by the Metric Ton. Guff saw limited action due to his ailing left knee. Before he could make a pinfall, Guff was blindsided by the Mobster, who came in to execute a Racial Doom. $onick then came in, and looked to take out Biohazard. Biohazard moved, and Diablo fell victim to a shakai to the head. Biohazard made the cover, and regained his title.
Metric Ton d. Diablo when Biohazard pinned Diablo after a Drop To Hell (Biohazard won the LBYWF Louisiana Intercontinental Title.)
Coma (c) vs. Hoss Hoss was able to keep up with the smaller Coma, grounding him for the majority of the match using multiple variations of the Big Swing. Eventually, though, the Hardcore Legend of the LBYWF racked up another victory.
Coma d. Hoss via Cardiac Arrest (Coma retained the LBYWF Hardcore Title.)
Mohican Mobster (c)vs. Guff Daddy vs. $onick vs. Biohazard With only two competitors allowed to fight at a time, this worked more like a tag-team match. The Metric Ton was able to isolate Mohican Mobster for the majority of the match. After a Metric Slam, Biohazard made the cover to capture the Tag-Team Titles. The match continued, with Guff and Biohazard managing not to fight. It finally came down to Guff and Mobster. The World Champ fell victim to an S my DDT. Biohazard came in, presumably for another Metric Slam. Instead, he chop-blocked Guff Daddy's knee! Biohazard then executed two Toxic Wastes on Guff! $onick tagged in to put a stop to the madness. He grabbed his shakai - and cracked it over the head of the Mohican Mobster! After a shakai-assisted Semi-Sonick, a new champion was crowned, and a new team had formed!
Biohazard d. Mohican Mobster via Metric Slam $onick d. Mohican Mobster via Semi-Sonick (Biohazard and $onick won the LBYWF Tag-Team Titles.) ($onick won the LBYWF Title.)
