March Mayhem was expected to be the culmination of many feuds. Guff Daddy and JayDogg would finally meet for the JBYWF World Title. Louisiana Intercontinental Champion $o/\/iC>| was ready to defend his gold against former champion Mohican Mobster. Coma was to take on Guff Daddy in a Lake Charles Streetfight. Also, a Number One Contender to the World Title would be determined in a battle royal.
Number One Contender to the JBYWF Hardcore Title Match Lord Slapnutz VS The Punisher
The Punisher was set to take on Lord Slapnutz, with the winner to take on Coma later on in the evening. They both made their entrance and began brawling. Both combatants used punches and throws to take an advantage. The Punisher took the early advantage with a DDT, followed by repeated kicks to the stomach. Eventually, Slapnutz got up and hit a DDT of his own. After repeated punches to the face, Slapnutz went down. This gave The Punisher the opportunity to get some weapons. However, Slapnutz got a pipe and hit The Punisher with it. Slapnutz picked him up and set him up for a suplex. The Punisher reversed it and hit Capital Punishment for the victory.
The Punisher d. Lord Slapnutz via Capital Punishment
��Thornado Tag Rules ��Youth of America (c) VS sWo ($o/\/iC>| and Skinny)
The tag-team champions came out first, with a plan. Instead of the sWo's music, a rather cheesy song began. The champs laughed. The challengers refused to come out to their music and asked for their specialty song. For an unknown reason, The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" played, and the challengers came out, apparently satisfied. The sWo took the early advantage, taking down the champs. $o/\/iC>| used weapons to beat up The Mohican Mobster. Fat Mexican knocked out Skinny and covered, but the ref was distracted. $o/\/iC>| knocked out Fat Mexican with a shoe, while Skinny used an empty Mountain Dew bottle to attack. They moved to the dumpster, where the challengers continued to dominate. They both front Russian legsweeped their opponents, knocking them down. Eventually, the champs took the advantage. While Fat Mexican and Skinny brawled, $o/\/iC>| and Mohican Mobster climbed the dumpster. Fat Mexican and Skinny moved towards the dumpster. $o/\/iC>| and Mohican Mobster both jumped off, with Mohican Mobster clotheslining Skinny and $o/\/iC>| clotheslining Fat Mexican! Fat Mexican used Knees to the Face on $o/\/iC>|. He went for the Bruce Factor, but Skinny stopped him. Outraged, the champs knocked down the sWo, and Fat Mexican used The Shoe on his opponents! The challengers fought back, and went for the double sWo-elbow, but the champs moved! Fat Mexican hit a Fame-Ass-Er on Skinny, Mohican Mobster hit So/\/iC>| with an Ace Crusher (stunner), and the champs kept their belts!
Youth of America d. sWo (Youth of America retained the JBYWF Tag-Team Titles.)
JayDogg decided to talk to one of the cameras backstage. He told Guff Daddy that he would win. And when he did, Guff Daddy had to join his Dogg Pound or he would be fired! Guff Daddy showed up, and agreed. However, he said that if he retained the World Title, he would take JayDogg's job as President of the JBYWF!
��Coma (c)VS The Punisher
In his first day on the job, The Punisher looked to win the JBYWF Hardcore Title! However, Coma had other plans. To $o/\/iC>|'s surprise, The Punisher came out with $eXXy! $o/\/iC>| was outraged, as he and $eXXy exchanged words. Coma came out and immediately began brawling with his opponent. The Punisher held his own for a while, but soon fell victim to a few vicious weapon shots from his opponent. Coma kept the advantage for quite a while. The Punisher fought back, but Coma was too much for him. The champ connected with his Life Support for the victory.
Coma d. The Punisher via Life Support (Coma retained the JBYWF Hardcore Title.)
$o/\/iC>| (c)VS Mohican Mobster
Upset because of his loss to Youth of America earlier, $o/\/iC>| was ready to fight. He immediately took control of the match, using numerous dropkicks, clotheslines, and takedowns to dominate. The Mobster tried to fight back, but to no avail. $o/\/iC>| hit the Semi-Sonick for the victory.
$o/\/iC>| d. Mohican Mobster via Semi-Sonick ($o/\/iC>| retained the JBYWF Louisiana Intercontinental Title.)
Lake Charles Street Fight (Last Man Standing Match, No Rules.) Guff Daddy VS Coma
This match was expected to be one of the most brutal matches in JBYWF history. Coma began by spitting Sprite in Guff's face. He whacked Guff Daddy with a pole and then a bat. Vicious shots to the legs and face left Guff down. Coma then grinded a Sprite can into the face of the World Champ! Guff Daddy rebounded with a bat shot to the head, followed by kicks to the gut. Guff threw Coma into the side of the dumpster, then bulldogged him! Guff tried to bodyslam Coma, but the Hardcore Champ slid down his back, turned him around, and hit the Life Support! He then executed his Flatliner. After some kicks to the stomach, Coma hit a huge standing dropkick. Guff slowly got up, and took down his opponent with a Red Wing Boot box. Coma recovered, knocking Guff in the head with a Mountain Dew bottle. Guff fought back, and carried Coma over to a power box. He tried to throw his opponent into it, but Coma reversed, sending Guff flying! Next, Coma climbed the box and did a Flatliner from the top! Guff eventually got up, hitting Coma with a full-nelson slam. He hit him with an S my DDT. The ref began the count. Coma sat up at 9. This is arguable, because Coma was not to his feet at 10. The ref let the match continue, though. Guff walked away to the dumpster area. Coma followed, and climbed a dumpster. As he jumped, he was hit by an old Christmas tree by Guff Daddy! Guff continued the onslaught with the tree. He placed it on top of Coma and hit a Geoff elbow! He knocked Coma out with a Mountain Dew bottle. Coma fought back, breaking a small branch over Guff's head. After fighting for control of the bat, both men became weak and went down. Two of the little things used to turn window blinds were thrown in. Coma got one and whipped Guff repeatedly, causing his arm to bleed! Guff eventually got up and threw Coma into the dumpster. He then backdropped Coma into the dumpster! Coma got up slowly, and while Guff was talking to Skinny, hit Guff with the Life Support! He climbed the dumpster and hit a huge jumping splash! Guff was too weak to make it before the 10-count!
Coma d. Guff Daddy
Number One Contender to the JBYWF World Title - > *Battle Royal* Participants Skinny, Coma, Fat Mexican, Andy, $o/\/iC>|, Mohican Mobster, The Punisher
Skinny and $o/\/iC>| were drawn to be the first two in. They acted silly until the third entrant, Mohican Mobster, was driven in by Fat Mexican. Next, Andy came in. Coma was next, followed by The Punisher. Last to enter was Fat Mexican. The combatants brawled for a few minutes. The Punisher made the first elimination after hitting Andy with Capital Punishment. Skinny was next to go after Fat Mexican and Mohican Mobster double-pinned him! The Punisher then gave Mohican Mobster Capital Punishment, and covered for the elimination! After some more brawling, $o/\/iC>| hit a Semi-Sonick to eliminate The Punisher! Fat Mexican mysteriously disappeared. $o/\/iC>| and Coma battled on the cement. Eventually, $o/\/iC>| knocked out Coma and covered for the elimination. Thinking he had won, $o/\/iC>| celebrated. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Fat Mexican hit the Louisiana Intercontinental Champion with his car! After a Bruce Factor, Fat Mexican covered to become the Number One Contender to the JBYWF World Title!
1st: Fat Mexican (NEW Number One Contender) 2nd: $o/\/iC>| 3rd: Coma 4th: The Punisher 5th: Mohican Mobster 6th: Skinny 7th: Andy
Guff Daddy (c)
VS
JayDogg
If Guff could retain his title, he would become the JBYWF President. If JayDogg won, he would get both the JBYWF World Title and Guff Daddy HAD to join up with him or he would be fired! Guff took the advantage early on with an arm wrench. JayDogg reversed it, and worked on the arm of the World Champ. Guff fought back, and the two combatants moved to the dumpsters. Guff threw JayDogg into the dumpster twice, then connected with the S my DDT! JayDogg was out! However, Guff was too hurt from the Lake Charles Streetfight earlier on to cover his opponent right away. When Guff finally draped an arm over JayDogg, the challenger kicked out at 2 1/2! JayDogg fought back, and Dogg Attacked Guff into the side of the dumpster! Guff was out! JayDogg clamped on the Dogg Collar. He threw Guff to the ground. When Guff got up, he fell victim to the Dogg Attack! JayDogg covered, and won the match! Guff has to join JayDogg, or he is fired!
JayDogg d. Guff Daddy via Dogg Attack (JayDogg won the JBYWF World Heavyweight Title.)
