A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they
were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending
over pulling weeds, the husband said "Hey, honey you are getting fat. Your
butt is getting huge." "I bet it is as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick,
measured the grill & then easured his wife's butt."Yep, he said, "Just
what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very incensed & decided to let him do the gardening
alone. She went inside & didn't speak to her husband the rest of the
day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife,
and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over & turned her back to him, giving him the cold
shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big
ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"