1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

5. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

6. If your not going to sack it, then go home and wack it.

7. If you think she's spunky, then cover your monkey.

8. It would be sweeter if you wrap your Peter.

9. The right selection is to protect your erection.

10. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

11. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.

12. Cover your stiffy in a jiffy.