Lil' Bastard's Smoking Rules

1.	Thou Shall Never Turn down a Smokity Tokity.

2.	Whoever packs up the bowl should always, no questions asked, get the first hit.

3.	If someone rolls up a nice fat joint and they did a good job, always tell them that they have some rollin' skills.

4.	If someone starts bogarting the bowl, using the excuse that it is their weed, they need to be beat severely, but it depends on the quality of the weed also.

5.	If someone is too stoned to handle the bowl correctly, they must pass on at least one round, you don't want any broken pipes.

6.	When it is your turn to take a hit, take it and pass it don't decide to lay out your life story first.

7.	If someone is too stoned to control their breathing and blows out the bowl, that person better run, cause he needs to be killed, just kiddin' though.

8.	If you smoke with someone in their house, share the grub, everyone gets the munchies.

9.	On the other side of that, if you smoke with someone at their house and their is no grub, offer to go on a food run.

10.	And if someone does offer you food, don't eat them dry, watch your appetite.

11.	If someone asks for a sip of your drink, you better give it to them, dry mouth sucks ass.

12.	And if you ask for a sip, take a sip, not a huge fucking gulp.

13.	If you smoke out of a pipe, don't totally jam it in your mouth that is just nasty, other people gotta use it too.

14.	NEVER Bogart, it is just annoying.

15.	Never bitch about another persons weed, if you don't like it get the fuck out of the circle.

16.	If a pal gets you high, return the favor in the future.

17.	Never drink bong water, ever, no matter what you have heard, from any pothead, it doesn't do anything, and it kills your chances with a girl.

18.	When you buy a bag, you should always throw down and smoke out your dealer, good karma, plus you come cool with him, cheaper weed.

19.	If a person passes on a round, don't assume they are done for good.

20.	It is just damn rude of your ass to hand someone a bowl without warning them of it's potential cashness.

21.	Always remember to thank someone for smoking you out, it is just plain polite.

22.	Always asks to smoke cigs, maybe weed is ok in their house, but cigs may not be, ever think of that stoner ?

23.	If you are smoking with two other people, and you are in the center, it don't mean you get two hits every time.

24.	When smoking out of a bong, watch the slobbering ok ?

25.	When you are stoned try not to break shit, being high is not an excuse.

26.	Never go anywhere with someone expecting to get smoked up.

27.	If you spill bong water. One you are a dumbass, but clean it up and fill up the bong again.

28.	When a roach gets to small to smoke break it up and put it in a bowl.

29.	When you are driving around gettin' high in someone else's car, follow their smoking rules, you know they get in trouble if you fuck around.

30.	If you are driving around smoking and you do something to get pulled over, you must pay all the fines and hold all the herb when the popo comes up to check on you.

31.	NEVER steal weed from another smoker, your just an ass then.

32.	If you are gonna chew gum after smoking, make sure you have enough for everyone that wants some, just a nice guy then, sup Luis.

33.	The person who packs should always get the last hit if possible.

34.	Don't ever cash a bowl without letting your fellow smokers know.

35.	If you make food at a pals house when you are stoned, you have to eat it all and clean up nice and good afterwards.

36.	If you are smoking with a non-smoker, always pass them the bowl, you never know they might want a hit.

37.	Don't ever tap a lighter on a glass bowl you don't own, you might break that shit you never know.

38.	If you are in a big group, try not to pass your lighter around, you may never get it back.

39.	When smoking weed in a car always roll up the windows so it gets all foggy and shit.

40.	Don't brag about your deals to other people, it is just annoying and you may never know, they could get a better one then you would look stupid.

41.	Never leave the house without Visine, you never know who you could run into.

42.	Never let another smoker take the rest of your hit, it will be stale by then, finish it.

43.	You should always clean your bowl before every smoke so the herb tastes good.

44.	If someone smokes you up, it is just polite to clean up leftover trash, like bags and shit like that.

45.	Whoever is supplying the weed gets to choose the method in which it will be consumed.

46.	Make sure you don't gank anyone's lighter after the session.

47.	When someone smokes you up with some fat nugs, don't roast the hell out of it, save some green.

48.	Always have some food to crave your munchies.

49.	Puff, Puff, Pass is only for joints and blunts, not glass.

50.	Don't ever pass a joint or a blunt without ashing it first.

51.	Don't say " I wanna smoke some herb" unless you have your own bag.

52.	Always pass to the left.

53.	If you got em', Smoke em'.

54.	NEVER fuck with another's weed.

55.	Once you have joined the circle you are not allowed to cash out before it is out.

56.	Never smoke in front of another smoker without offering.

57.	If someone smokes you out don't just leave right away, chill with them for a while.

58.	If you don't smoke it all, don't smoke at all.

59.	A bowl is not a dick so don't suck it like one.

60.	Never brag about the size of your hits just take em'.

61.	Never ask another stoner if they are going to finish food.

62.	If you are sparking up a brand new pipe, let the owner take the first hit no matter what.

63.	If a friend buys weed from you HOOK them up.

64.	Hold your hit in, Never gag on it.

65.	Don't force your friends into giving you green for green.