Dear Team Yu Yu Hakusho...

Yu Yu Hakusho Team

Jun � President, a.k.a. the one who does all the work
Kurama/Shuichi � Vice President/Protagonist
Hiei � Antagonist
Keiko � Treasurer/Organizer, a.k.a. the one who does the rest of the work
Yukina � Psychiatrist/Nurse
Yusuke � Slacker
Kuwabara � Unreliable Guy/Second Slacker

Random Members

Botan � Takes care of the items (e.g. paper, pen, and computer)
Koenma � Does all the paperwork
Genkai � Yells at everyone
Lor � Pops up now and then/Third Slacker

Jun: Send in your questions or letters to me and the team will answer!

Kurama: Oh please.

Hiei: I don�t think so.

Yusuke: Who�d actually answer to this?

Jun: ... ;_;

Kuwabara: I know I wouldn�t.

Jun: Insults from Minamino, Urameshi, and Jaganshi I can take...

Kurama: ^^;;;

Yusuke: Peh.

Hiei: ...

Jun: ...but one from you, Kuwa-baka?! I don�t think so! *prepares to drop-kick Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: Yipe! *ducks and covers head*

Keiko: *ringing little cowbell* Time for lunch!

Jun: Then what are we waiting for, let�s go! =^o^=

Kuwabara: Phew. *wipes brow*

Everyone: *tramples Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: O.o *twitching* Ouch.

Jun: Welcome to the second installment of �Dear Team�. *pulling out paper* Our first letter is from... *starts ripping paper* No one!! No one wrote! Not a single person sent me a letter!!!

Kurama: Well, you shouldn�t blame anyone, this place is still in beta.

Jun: *grabs him* Who do you think you are?!

Kurama: The protagonist...? ^^;;

Keiko: *runs in waving a paper in the air* Look, a letter just came in!!

Jun: Me see!! *clears throat* Ahem...

�Dear Kurama,
Why is your hair long?�

Jun + Keiko: O_O;; ... *looks at Kurama*

Kurama: *anime faint* Who sent that? *looks at paper*

Jun: Ahem...well, at least everyone knows what kind of questions we mean... *snicker*

Kurama: *whacks Jun* Not funny!

Botan: Bingo! Another letter!!

Jun + Keiko + Kurama: !!!! *jump in the air*

Jun: Where�d you come from?!?!

Botan: Front door! ^_______^ *hands paper*

Kurama: What front door...?

Jun: Ahem...the letter says...

�Dear Hiei,
Why are you so short?�

All: ...

Kurama: *crumples up paper* Let�s make sure Hiei doesn�t see that...

Hiei: *gets hit with paper* ...

Jun + Keiko + Botan: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Hiei: *reads paper* ...

Kurama: O.O;;;;;;

Hiei: *crumples paper* What is the meaning of this, fox?

Kurama: Well...Hiei, you see...um...We were just doing the �Dear Team� section, and, uh...

Hiei: *pulls out katana* ...

Jun: O.o?? *looks at paper* ... *points at it* Hiei! It�s from Lor!!

Hiei: Hn...so she want to know why I�m short...? *walks through a door with katana out*

::There is screaming inside the door.::

Jun + Keiko + Botan + Kurama: O.O;;; ...

Jun: Uh...join us next time in �Dear Team�...

Kurama: If there is a next time for us... *points at Hiei with katana out* Run!!

Hiei: This is for keeping this place up! *chases them*

Jun: *panting and looking slightly ruffled* Hello, and welcome to the third installment of �Dear Team�. Lookie! *waves two pieces of paper* We got some questions! Finally!

Kurama: *muttering* From the same person...

Jun: Shut up...Anywho, the first question is from Yoko Girl, a.k.a. Sana... *clears throat*

�Why is Kurama so cute?�

Jun + Kurama: ... O_O (shocked)

Kurama: (recovers) Ahem...

Jun: O.O (still in shock)

Kurama: Er...I guess it�s just natural charm.

Jun: *whacks Kurama* Oh, don�t flatter yourself...

Kurama: Ow! Do you have something against me?!

Jun: *smiles sweetly* Of course not, dear. *looks at second letter* The next question is...

�Dear Kurama,
Will you marry me?

-Yoko Gurl�

Kurama: O.o????

Jun: O_O ... *traumatized*

Kurama: Er...

Jun: ... *still in shock*

Kurama: Uhhh...

Jun: Sana is dead...

Kurama: Um, unfortunately, I cannot marry you, Yoko Gurl. If I did, the other fan girls will kill me!

Jun: Darn straight...

Kurama: Er...right...anyways, while we�re still doing this thing, may I inquire where the others currently are?

Jun: Um...huh?

Kurama: Where are the others? Particularly Hiei... *looks around nervously*

Jun: Heheheh...I made them all disappear! *maniacal laughter*

Kurama: ...

Jun: Okay, they�re playing cards...

Lor: WASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPIIIIIEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

Jun + Kurama: *jump up* YIIIIIIIIIIPPPPEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Lor: Hahahahahahaha!!

Jun: -_-+ *whispers to Kurama*

Kurama: :D *nods*

Jun: Oh Hiei!!

::Hiei appears, not looking happy.::

Jun: *points at Lor* She told us that you liked Go Fish.

Hiei: >:(

Lor: ...ahahhahah...? ;.;

Hiei: *pulls out katana and chases Lor*

Jun + Kurama: B)

::Yusuke and Kuwabara are sitting around playing cards with each other near the mailbox thingy at Yahoo! (which is very dusty by now). Suddenly, it starts ringing.::

Mailbox Thingy: YOU�VE GOT MAIL. YOU�VE GOT MAIL. YOU�VE GOT MAIL. YOU�VE GOT �

Yusuke: Shaddup already!!!

::Yusuke punches it and it stops. He then goes back to playing cards with Kuwabara.::

Keiko: *comes in* Did that mailbox just ring?

Yusuke: Uhhh... *looks at mailbox*

Mailbox: *beat up and smoke is coming out of it*

Yusuke: Um, no.

Kuwabara: Yeah it did, Urameshi, remember? You just punched it.

Keiko: You did WHAT Yusuke?!

Yusuke: Ulp...

::Jun and Kurama enter arguing.::

Jun: I still say that grass on your doorway is a stupid idea. It�ll grow weeds!

Kurama: Oh, and a solid gold doorway is a good idea? Where will you get the money to pay?

Jun: Well, at least I�m realistic, Kurama!

Kurama: Oh please, my idea is much more realistic than yours!

::They stop and see everyone in the room looking at them strangely.::

Yusuke: Uhh...

Jun: Er...Hey guys, what�re you all doing in here? *sees mailbox* O_O!!! *runs to it* Mailbox!! No, Mailbox!! Say something!! *hugs it* Mailbox, don�t walk into the light!!! Follow the sound of my voice!!! Don�t follow the light!!! *sobs*

Everyone Else: ... o_o;;;

Jun: Who would do such a terrible thing to Mailbox?!

Kuwabara: Urameshi would.

Jun: *death glares Yusuke* You...!

Yusuke: Uh-oh! *runs away* I�ll kill you yet, Kuwa-baka!!!

Kuwabara: Heheheh.

::Jun runs after Yusuke. Kurama goes to the mailbox and fixes it.::

Kurama: Oh, we�ve got mail. *takes out mail* It's from Red_Roses_Bleed.

Keiko: Lovely name.

Kuwabara: Yes, very.

Kurama: Will you guys just let me read this?!

Keiko+Kuwabara: Okay, okay, Mr. Crabbypants.

Kurama: -_-+ She writes,

"Why does Hiei get pissed so easily?"

Jun: Whoa, that's, like, forbidden knowledge!

Yusuke: Yeah, I mean, even I don't know why!

Kurama: Go back to your silly activity!

Yusuke+Jun: Okay, okay, Mr. Crabbypants. *go back to running around in circles*

Kuwabara: Cool, de ja vu.

Kurama: -_-;;;

Lor: *waving hand frantically* Ooh, I know, I know!!!

Kurama: No you don't.

Lor: Yes I do!

Kurama: No you don't.

Lor: Yes I do!

Kurama: No you don't.

Lor: Yes I do!

Kurama: YOU DON'T!!!

Lor: I DO!!!! SHUT UP!!! *pulls Kurama's hair*

Kurama: OWW! *pulls Lor's hair, only to find out that it was a wig* O_o?! WTF?!

Lor: BWAHAHAHAHA!! My real hair's under it.

Kuwabara: No shit, Sherlock.

Lor: Shut up!

Jun: That's it!! VANISH!!!

::Everyone except Jun disappears in a puff of smoke. When the smoke disappears, there are pigs in place where everyone once was.::

Jun: Oops...I guess my skills as an authoress are getting rusty...

Everyone Else: (somewhat angrily) OINK OINK!!!! (translation: DAMN RIGHT!!!)

Jun: Wow, all this trouble just for one question. Anyway, the answer to that question is....he just does.

::The pigs anime faint. Then they got up and look at her expectantly.::

Jun:And that's all the time we have for today! Please join us in our next installment of...

::Jun looks around her and sees all the angry pigs advancing in a bit of a freaky way.::

Jun: Erm...nice piggies...?

::There is deadly oinking and someone screaming.::

THIS SCENE HAS BEEN OMITTED DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE BEAR WITH US.

Jun: (covered in bandages) Hi...Welcome to our - which number is this? Third? Fourth? Fifth? O_o

Genkai: Third.

Jun: Oh, okay, third installment -

Genkai: I was just kidding, it's the fourth.

Jun: *annoyed* You sure?

Genkai: No, it's the fifth.

Jun: -_- I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE!! *counts how many updates* Haha! Look, Ba-san, it's...the fifth....

Genkai: Told you so.

Jun: Shaddup!!

::Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama come in with "Get Well Soon" cards.::

Kuwabara: I'm still wondering why we have to bring her these when she brought her predicament to herself.

Kurama: Such big words, Kuwabara. Are you sure you understand what you're saying?

Yusuke: *snickers* Probably not.

Kuwabara: Shaddup! Wanna die?

Yusuke: *sneering* I already did.

Jun: ...

Kurama: Okay, you two stop fighting! We have to give her these -

::Romantic music plays in background.::

Jun: *teary eyes* Aww, Kurama... *wipes eyes with rose patterned handkerchief* ...I always knew you...

Kurama: - to suck up to her, or else we can't be on the team anymore for assaulting her.

Yusuke+Kuwabara: Good point.

::Music stops abruptly.::

Jun: O_O *tosses away handkerchief and sulks* ...were an asshole!

Kurama: *turns and sees Jun sulking* Uh-oh... (to Genkai) Did she hear what I just said?

Genkai: Yup. Every last word.

Kurama: *pales*

Jun: ...Stupid Kurama, stupid Kuwabara...

Kurama+Kuwabara: -_-;;

Yusuke: XD You just ruined any chance you had of keeping your job.

Jun: You too, Yusuke Urameshi! You guys suck! *sticks out tongue*

Kurama: -_-+ None of this would've happened if you just turned everyone back!

Jun: *sarcastically* Oh, well, exCUSE me for being such a bad authoress!

Genkai: You are.

Jun: ... T-T

Yusuke+Kuwabara+Kurama: ^^;;;

Genkai: There's a question.

Yusuke: Then what are you waiting for, Baa-san? Read it!

Genkai: *muttering* Pushy, pushy...

Yusuke: -_-+

Genkai: Red_Roses_Bleed asks,

"Why do you waste your time with pigs?"

Yusuke+Kuwabara+Kurama: -_-++++++

Genkai: I gues it's just for Jun. *snickers*

Jun: I really don't know, Red. I mean, I thought they were cute at first, but then... *sighs sadly and holds up bandaged arm* I really don't know.

Kurama: Stop being overdramatic.

Yusuke: Yeah, you suck at it.

Kuwabara: Big time.

Jun: *glares* You know what?!

Yusuke+Kuwabara+Kurama: What?!

Jun: ... *thinks for a while* ...You guys are mean. T-T

Yusuke+Kuwabara+Kurama: -_-;;

Kuwabara: Is that the best you can do?

Yusuke: Yeah, because it sucked...and more than usual.

Jun: *looks at Kurama for help*

Kurama: *avoids eye conact*

Jun: THAT IS IT!! VANISH!! *claps hands*

::Everyone except Jun is covered in smoke...again. When smoke disappears, there are...no, not pigs, but frogs where everyone once was.::

Jun: Well, not exactly what I had in mind...

::Frogs glare at her and start hopping towards her.::

Jun: De ja vu.

::Deadly ribbiting this time and someone screaming.::

Jun: STOP!! WHERE I COME FROM, FROG LEGS ARE A DELICACY!!!

THIS SCENE HAS BEEN OMITTED DUE TO...*MORE* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE BEAR WITH US ONCE AGAIN.

Jun: *rubbing antibiotic on cuts* Hi...Welcome back to "Dear Team." (somewhat wearily) I'm your hostess, Jun - OW!!

Botan: *comes in with soup* Jun, y'know, you would actually get better if you stop screwing up on your...authoring?

Jun: *glares*

Botan: ^^;; Just a suggestion...

Kurama: *hesitantly comes in with a letter* Um...there's a letter for Jun. *holds up letter*

Jun: (weakly) Read it.

Kurama: To Jun, from Red_Roses_Bleed:

"Are you ever gonna get that whole magic problem fixed or will you keep getting attacked by animals?"

Jun: T-T I try so hard, but only get so far...If only you knew, Red, if only you knew...

Kurama: Are you done feeling sorry for yourself...AGAIN?

Jun: -_-+++ Well, then, here's a question for you, Kurama, from yours truly!

"Do you hate me?!"

Kurama: ......I have the right to remain silent. -.-

Jun: *points accusingly* Aha! I knew it! You jerk!

Botan: Um...could we go on now...? ^^;;

Jun: Oh, that's right, please continue.

Botan: ^^; Okay...from Kris:

"Kurama's cute. Will he marry me?"

Jun+Kurama: 0_o;;;;

Jun: ...Hmph! There you go, Kurama! Why don't you marry her?

Kurama: -_-;;; I think this question looks familiar...

Botan: Wasn't it also from...?

Jun: Sana. -_-;;

Kurama: *sigh* I'm sorry Kris, I cannot marry anyone because the fangirls would rebel. *whispering* Especially Jun...

::Jun whacks him on the head with a paper fan.::

Kurama: OW!!

Botan: ^^;; You should've seen her reaction when she read about the thing going on between Maya and Shuichi... *snickers*

::Jun glares at her and also whacks her with the fan.::

Botan: OW!!

Jun: ^^++ Okay, next question! From Red_Roses_Bleed again:

"Why do you keep getting hurt?"

Kurama: I guess it's for you.

Jun: No shit Sherlock.

Botan: Why don't you answer it?

Jun: I'd actually do that if you two would just shut up!! >_<+++

Kurama+Botan: ... T-T

Kurama: Ju-u-u-un-cha-a-an, you've gotten so mean since you got into high school!!

Jun: No I haven't!

Kurama: Yes you have! Don't try to deny it!

Jun: *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalala....can't hear you!!

Botan: I think the readers would like to get on with this... ^^;;

Jun: I don't get hurt on purpose! *points accusingly to Kurama and Botan* It's their fault! They attack me with their own will! T.T

Kurama+Botan: (thinking) No we don't...

Botan: *AHEM* Anyways, we've got one last question from Angel Naomi:

"Why does Hiei look so much like Vegeta? 0.o"

Jun+Kurama+Botan: 0.o

Jun: I'm not entirely sure that's a safe question, Angel...

Botan: Who knows if HE'S listening...?

Kurama: ...I'm not even gonna go there... *leaves*

Botan: Our protagonist just ran off... ^^;;

Jun: He's not a very good protagonist... -_-;;

Botan: My theory is this: Yoshihiro Togashi was bored and used Vegita as a model for Hiei's character. Not bad, eh? ^________^

Jun: *laughs* Mine is better! Hiei and Vegeta...ARE LONG LOST TWINS!!!

Botan: 0_0

::They both stand there, Botan looking confused and Jun looking proud of herself.::

Botan: Riiiiight....well, join us next time for our next installment of "Dear Team"!

Jun: Duuuuude, how long has it been since our last update? :O

Kurama: Who knows? -_-;

Botan: We actually got another letter! *holds it up*

Yusuke: I don't know if you wanna read it, Jun's lost her sense of humor...

Jun: Hey, I resent that! I'm still funny!!

Yusuke: Prove it.

Jun: ... *runs off crying* You're a jerk, Yuu-chan!! T.T

Yusuke: ... -_-;

Botan: ... 0_0;

Kurama: *sigh* Let's see that letter, Botan.

Botan: Right! *opens letter and clears throat* It's from John Fishburn, and it's directed to Kurama and Hiei. He asks,

"If you were both forced into a yaoi couple who would be the Seme?"

Botan+Yusuke: ... 0___0

Kurama: *blushes* Um...ah...I...uh... >///< What kind of question is that?!

Botan: ...I think you should answer it.

Yusuke: ...Better check around for Hiei so he won't kill us...Unless you two wanna answer together? XD

Kurama: What?!

Yusuke: What a hilarious couple!! *walks off laughing*

Kurama: *quietly* That's not what you were saying last night, Yusuke.

Yusuke: What?! *turns red* The hell you talking about?!

Botan: *giggles* Yusuke, your face is red!

Yusuke: SHADDUP!! >///<

Kurama: Um...well, John...I'll have to consult Hiei for that...

Botan: Really? I would think it would be Hiei.

Jun: *pops back* Oh? But he's short.

Botan: Yeah, but he's more aggressive.

Jun: True that, true that...

Botan+Jun: What do you think, Yusuke?

Yusuke: DON'T ASK ME!! >:O

Kurama: ...Why do I have to be Uke...? u_u'

Jun: *pats his back* Don't be sad, at least you don't have to do anything but moan and -

Yusuke: PLEASE, people, I'm too young to hear this stuff!! >_<

Botan: *pats his back* It's alright, Yuu-chan, you have to grow up SOMEtime.

Yusuke: Back off!

Kurama: Um...isn't there more to the letter?

Botan: Oh, right. John also asks,

What is Hiei's favorite flavor of ice cream (Sweet Snow, same difference)?

Jun: Hmm, why don't we ask him?

Kurama: Uh, I'll answer for him! *tries to grab letter*

Botan: *pulls it away* It specifically requested Hiei to answer!

Kurama: But...!

Jun: Oh, Hiei!! Come out!

::Hiei appears.::

Hiei: This had better be good.

Jun: We have a letter for you! ♥

Hiei: Oh really.

Botan: Here you go. *hands the letter over*

Kurama: Wait, it's -!

Hiei: *reads* ...!! 0///0

Jun: ...Well...?

Hiei: *crumples paper: I'm leaving.

Botan: But you didn't answer!

Hiei: *glares at all of them*

Botan: Nevermind, that's fine!

Hiei: *leaves*

Yusuke: Guessin' he ain't too happy.

Jun: I'll answer for him. He loves strawberry ice cream!!

Botan+Yusuke: -____-;;;

Kurama: ... o______o He...he saw the letter...

Jun: *leans on him* Oh, grow up, do you want to be on top or under?

Kurama: *ominously* We drop this now.

Jun: o_o; Yessir.

Botan: Until next time, I guess.

Yusuke: This discussion makes me wanna take a shower... >.<+

Jun: Excited about this? Of course you are! Click here to send your letters or questions for the Team to me!