Dear Team Naruto...

Naruto Team

Jun � President, a.k.a. the one who STILLdoes all the work
Naruto � Vice President/Protagonist/Bugs the crap outta everyone
Neji - Vice, Vice President (because I say so)
Sasuke � Antagonist/Tries to kill Itachi
Sakura � Treasurer/Organizer, a.k.a. the one who SHOULD be doing the rest of the work but doesn't because she's too busy chasing after the Antagonist >.<+++
Tsunade � Psychiatrist/Nurse
Kakashi � Slacker/Just reads his stupid pervy book -_-;
Shikamaru � Second Slacker/Complainer

Random Members

Temari � Takes care of the items (e.g. paper, pen, and computer)
Kankuro � Takes care of his own stuff (the greedy jerk)
Gaara - 2nd Antagonist/Tries to kill everyone
Choji - Should be providing the snacks, but he ate them all 0_o
Kiba - Pet control (?)
Orochimaru - 3nd Antagonist/Tries to lead everyone down the path of bad-ness
Jiraiya � Total Pervert, practically useless, but Naruto insists we keep him
Itachi - Keeps an eye on everyone
Lor � Pops up now and then/Third Slacker

Jun: Wow, this is a bigger team!

Itachi: Naturally.

Naruto: Yeah, I mean, we've got a bigger cast than the ones in the first team.

Jun: ...No one asked for your guys' opinions!

Itachi: Just thought we'd give them anyway.

::Sasuke walks in and sees Itachi.::

Sasuke: Nii-san, YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Jun: What, fighting already?!?! We haven't even gotten our first question for this team yet!!! >_<++

Sasuke: I WILL avenge everyone!! *runs at Itachi*

Jun: *grabs Sasuke* If you're gonna kill someone, do you mind doing it outside, where I'm NOT around?!

Sasuke: *pouting* Fine. (thinking) Bossy bitch...

::Jun opens the door, only to find Gaara there killing random passerby.::

Gaara: Heheheheheh.....

Jun+Sasuke: .... 0_0;

Jun: I really don't mind the blood, but does he have to act so...so...

Sasuke: Eerily happy?

Jun: My thoughts exactly!

::Gaara turns to them, his eyes full of bloodlust. He starts to lick his lips and summons his sand.::

Jun+Sasuke: ...0_o *slams the door*

Jun: I think this would be a good time to stop.

Sasuke: For once, I agree with you.

Jun: Okay, what was I thinking when I started this team...?

Naruto: No one knows. Now answer this question!

Jun: Protagonist, you're bugging the crap outta me!!

::They stand there glaring at each other::

Temari: Hey, both of you! The letter?

Jun:Oh right, open it and read it.

Temari: It's from John Fishburn, and it's for Naruto and Sasuke. He asks,

"If you were both forced into a yaoi couple who would be the Seme?"

Naruto: .......

Jun: *laughs*

Naruto: That can't be the right question, lemme see that! *takes letter* ...

Jun: *leans on him* Go on, Naru-chan, answer it! *laughs*

Temari: *tries to hold in laughter*

Naruto: Just because it's not your problem, you're making fun of me! What about if you two were asked?

Jun: We'd discuss it in a grown up manner.

Temari: Duh. What are you, stupid?

Naruto: ...

::Sasuke enters.::

Sasuke: Damn fangirls...

Jun: Oi, Sasuke! Check this out! *hands him the letter*

Naruto: Hey!

Sasuke: *reads it* ...

Naruto: ... *turns away* It's stupid, isn't it?

Sasuke: ...I would think I would be the Seme.

Naruto: *spins around* Wha -?!

Jun: ... *burst out laughing*

Temari: .. 0_0

Naruto: Wh...what?!

Sasuke: I said I would be Seme.

Jun: You'd make a good Uke, Naruto. *pats his back and laughs again*

Temari: He...actually answered...

Naruto: ... o_o

Sasuke: Is that it? I'm leaving.

Naruto: Yeah...sure...have fun...

Jun: *continues laughing*

Temari: Until next time, I guess... 0_0;

Jun: Excited about this? Of course you are! Click here to send your letters or questions for the Team to me!