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| Pictures from the Onion |
| Batsu-Ichi is the newest character from Sanrio. He is recently divorced and his best friend is I Love Yummy the Microwave. He has custody of his two children every other weekend. |
| The arrival of Roger, Sesame Street's first homosexual muppet, causes an uproar. The letter D pulls its sponsorship of the iconic children's series. |
| George W. Bush has been driving Dick Cheney crazy about bombing Iraq. These are the many messages W has left Cheney. |
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