FIRST AMENDMENT

YOU ARE APPROVED BEFORE YOU ASK

HAIL TO YOU, YOU GOOD AND KIND AND WONDERFUL PRIESTS AND NUNS AND MONKS AND FRIARS OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH RELIGION. YOU ARE APPROVED FOR TAX EXEMPTION BEFORE YOU ASK. SO SAY WE, THE IRS.

We, the IRS, do welcome you. You are perfect to US in every way. You have taken a "Vow Of Poverty," your own ancient Roman Catholic Church Religious Doctrine, which says that EVERYTHING that you have or ever will have BELONGS to God. YOU work for God. You are His Agents, through the Roman Catholic Religious Order (Church), after all. Why should WE treat you the same as we would other ministers of other churches? ANSWER. We would not, and we don't!

YOU Are Approved Before You Ask. Don't worry about it. We already know who YOU are before either we ask or you ask, even if we don't actually know you. Isn't that just clever of us? See, we even gave you a TIP so that YOU would know not to worry. Go look in the 2001 edition of IRS Publication 517, page 4. LOOK right by where it says [TIP]. See that? Read that? It doesn't mention just what religious order whose ministers have taken a "Vow Of Poverty" is so exempt that they don't even have to request an exemption. Don't you get it? It's YOU, the existing or upcoming clergy for the Roman Catholic Church Religion.

No other church out there has the well known religious practice among its clergy of taking a "Vow Of Poverty" as an integral part of taking upon themselves the mantle and robes of the ministry. YOU are the ONLY ones that WE give such a condition to. That's because YOU are the ONE AND ONLY.

The Greek Orthodox Church's priest get married, and so it would be impractical to give them a "Vow Of Poverty" favoritism status. Just look on page 7 of the 2001 edition of IRS Publication 517. Do you see US treating a husband and wife team with any favoritism there? NO! Even if they are both duly ordained, WE don't intend to give married couples engaging in the ministry together a break. And taking a "Vow Of Poverty" would not do them any good either, for THEY are not members of a "Religious Order" and have NOT taken a Vow Of Poverty. How do WE know? Why, we are the IRS. WE know EVERYTHING, even who YOU are without you having to tell US. Remember the [TIP]? Go LOOK at the [TIP]!

And LOOK at the 2001 edition of IRS Publication 2105. There We tell you that taking a "Vow Of Poverty . . . is NOT legal," but what WE really mean there is that taking a Vow Of Poverty is not legal UNLESS the person taking it is Catholic! If you reading this are NOT Catholic, this means You are not legal, for You are not as good as YOU! But "YOU," taking a "Vow Of Poverty" is perfectly legal (don't you see how "perfect" YOU are?), and is especially recognized and respected if YOU are a priest or nun or monk or friar within the Roman Catholic Religious Order Church Faith or Religion. Don't you see?

So, as we have illustrated on page 4, right hand column, by the word TIP, of IRS Publication 517, you, Roman Catholic Priest and Nuns and Monks and Friars, are approved BEFORE you even ask. . . . . . . . . You are so Welcome. So say WE, the IRS federal agency - representative of the United States of this America, even if the United States would rather that they not be - at this point.

Note. The later or earlier editions of the aforementioned IRS Publications should have the same essential information as provided here, but may be located on other pages than stated here.

Provided below are 3 IRS Publications, which you may copy, which give away this legally sickening condition to which our nation's tax laws have been subjected to, in violation to the First Amendment of the Constitution. The forms are in PDF (Acrobat Reader), and were obtained from the official website of the IRS itself, http://www.irs.gov.

IRS PUBLICATION 517 IRS PUBLICATION 525 IRS PUBLICATION 2105

2001 edition