Here ive complied some of the funniest stories i know!
Ok so me tim and sparky were at the Mac football game and we got bored. So we decied to come back to my house and check out what i was selling in my garage sale the next day. Tim picks up some hand cuffs without thinking puts them on. "Cool handcuffs!" "Now wheres the key or saftey lock." "uhh tim we dont have a key and the saftey lock is busted" "O CRAP!" So Tim is stuck in handcuffs me and sparky are laughing our asses off. I go get Andy to see if he can do anything. Andy had to go under Tims arms and pick the lock while tims arms were around him. Then he finally got free.

So we were at lunch and Leo was working on his History homework that he had been working on for most of the lunch hour. Leo recently had become a enemy with "Red Powerade" becouse it always spilled on him. So everyones talking and Leos working really hard to get his History done and Tim starts swinging his arms around and knocks the powerade ALL OVER Leo and his homework that he had been working on for the past 30 mins.! Leo freaked out on tim and went to the bathroom to try to fix it. We were all laughing so hard, he had to stand under the handryer thing with his note book to dry it off and the whole paper was still pink, not to mention his shirt. To this day Leo wont go near Red Powerade.

"So Tim is bouncing on his trapoline showing RJ and Nick how he has mastered the backflip.  He starts bouncing and then goes into doing his backflip.  Tim does the backflip, but lands on the rim of the trampoline on the blue padding and looses his balance.  Somehow in the midst of falling backwards Tim does a backflip off the trampoline.  He lands the flip crounched down on his hands and feet.  Tim ended up not getting hurt at all too."

While frolicking at perry farm....Nick gets us lost....so we decide if we were ever stranded there...that We would killed nick first cuz he is fat and has more meat....and that meghan and tim would reproduce and make the babies...cuz tim likes sex...and that I patrtick ryna lavelle would be the navigator because i make situations easier other then nick.,...and im quick witted...and cute!!!!
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