Chandler: Yeah Meghan I have a older brother he looks nothing like me at all...
Meghan:Ooh so hes attractive.

Nick: You are so jealous to me.
Meghan: Please if I wanted to make out w/ you I could have by now..and we all know you would cuz you are desperate to do anything.

Mr. Skibbins: Im soo happy I have this grinning gum ball back. Before it came back during prayer I had to stare at jesus.

Chandler: I'm a big fan of the one-handed hug. This way I hug with one hand, and fight off ninjas and samurai with the other hand.
                          *makes fighting movements*

While Trick or treating..
Old Lady: Hey where did Jesus go?
Adam: He said somthing about being back in 3 days....

Denise: We need to name my sponge animals!
Chandler: Hahah this one has a little nub for a penis...well call this one nick.

Libby: I heard he kissed her boob?
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