Chandler: Did you just tell me to stick it in the cave?
Meghan ran outside my house to shut her lights to her car off.
(Chandler Slams door)
Chandler: Well thats one problem taken care of.
Nick: Hey Kirstin I bet Jakes carcass is around here somewhere
you can go spit on it.
Kirstin: Nick, how about I kill YOU and piss on your grave.
Kirstin: I just dont like big animals....like nick.
(After a Ping-Pong hits Meghan in the leg.)
Pat: Aww whats wrong did it hit your cuch cuch!
Chandler: This cell phone says I heart RJ, who the hell would heart RJ?
Bre: backin in grade school i didn't know your first name everyone just called you Chandler.
Chandler: back in grade school i didn't know you, and i was happy.
Bre: I am applying for a Kairos Leader.
Chandler: Why do you want to be a Kairos Leader? You will just ruin the Junior's experience.
Bri: Chandler you and pat should wrestle in your underwear.
Pat: Ugh...
Bri: Yeah i know what you mean who would want to see pasty in his underwear?
Chandler: Well.....better me than you.
Bri:(feeling chandlers carpet tie) Chandler, i really love your tie.
Chandler: Yeah......i liked it alot better when you werent touching it.
Mrs.Memenga: They had broad shoulders kinda like football playes big and not very attractive..
Meghan: kinda like the girls timmy dates