(While Justin is teaching Kirsten how to dive.)
Nick: Watch it Kirstin this how alot of porn movies start.
Taylor: Yeah watch it Justin might give you a "Shirley Whirley".
(While Kirstin is fake crying.)
Meghan: TIM! look you made Kirstin cry!
Tim: Aww is it becouse i called her ugly and a poo-poo face?
Tim: We need to catch those little kittys so we can use them for bait to catch bigger kittys!
Meghan: My goal for the day is to get drunk, get stoned and get knocked up.
Meghan: Me and Pat have a "love hate" relationship. I do all the loving he does all the hating.
Chandler: I played "Ive never" with Alyssa Johnson.
Meghan: Did she say Ive never had a atraction to Matt Chandler?
Bri: You keep pulling out more and more stuff and putting it on the deck.
Chandler: Yeah I have alot of shit in my pants.
Taylor: Hey Bri, why did the chicken cross the road?
Bri: Why taylor?
Taylor: WHORE! get in the car!
(Taylor while watching pandas have sex):Uhh did i just get some?
(On the topic of Star Wars)
Chandler: Hahah your Anakin? That sucks.
Pat: Yeah? Well at least i get to have sex with Natalie Portman.
Chandler: So im Luke I get some from Leia...
Pat: Uhhh thats your sister...
Chandler: Oh crap....
Nick: Crap I cant find my gold chain!
Jase: What color is it?
Mike(as his playing with nicks dog): I wish i had a dog....instead i just have denise....