Nick: I'll give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!
Mr. Klipp: Anyone know who won the American Oylimpic track tryouts?
Chandler: A Kenyan!?
Tim:(Right after FRENCH class in homeroom gettin his book bag and trying to leave during class.)
Mrs. Warmoth: And where do you think your going Tim?
Tim: Uhh i have to go talk to that one teacher i forgot her name ill tell you tomarrow.
Mrs. Warmoth: The SPANISH teacher?
Tim:uhh yeah
Mrs. Hermes: Chillin wit my homies!
Shawn: Damnit! I left the car in my phone!
(Just as shawn arrives at justins party)
Nick: Shawn, Come pick the lock so we can get the porn!
Shawn: Well hello to you too, nick!
Shawn: Fuck.. My keys.. In my car.. Which is locked..
justin: Ha.. Dumbass
Nick: Oh Pat dont put your penis there
Shawn: You wish...
(While playing a video game)_
Shawn: WHOA! IM A FAST MOTHER FUCKER!
Katie: What color of Khakis do you have to wear...Blue?
Chandler: You know whats great about women? You have sex with them.
(As Nick and Tim were playing poker)
Nick: I have 2 pair I WIN!
Tim: Yeah? Well...I LIKE PENIS!
Taylor: Damn justin your grandmas house is like a Pussy Palace!