Chandler: Youll take what your told "freshman"
Sparky: You guys dont even know what your talking about.
Chandler: Hey why dont you stay out of the conversation queerbag. QUEERBAG!!
Mom: Shes had a long stick with a point on the end of it in her mouth.
Andy: Was it a penis?
Mom: Whats a black man have thats long and hard?
Andy: His arm?
Sparky:Haha, that picture says that pat cant get it up
Taylor:what are you laughing at sparky you cant get it up either.
Taylor: Hey Sparky theres three mins. till the bell rings and you still havnt taken up our trays.
Sparky: And im not going to.
Chandler: Hey Sparky you know what we call those people? Lazy motherfuckers!
Joe (Freshman): Hey guys where you running to?
Chandler: We're going to your moms house so we can have sex with her.
Me: OMG thats terrible!
Reno: Ha im a tripod!
Mosher: Reno you dont even have balls!
Mosher: Theres a bug crawling up my leg.
Andy: I dont blame em.
After watching 1/2 of a really boring movie.
Mr. Klipp: and then at the the end the aliens come down and there a big car chase scene and theres lots of sex at the end...nudity everywhere.
Tim: Do whant you want in life cuse in the end everything gives you cancer.