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| Mr. Klipp: Yes thats right we caught cells in the act or reproducing, yeah its like Cell Porn cant find that on the internet only here! Mr. Klipp: blah blah blah...Pornography Tim: O YEAH!!!! Justin on the subject of hooters: Hi can i get a salad with BIG CUCUMBERS! Me and Nick: WHAT?! that didnt even make sense! Chandler: What the!?! OMG a fly landed in my soup! That would only happen to me...aww man hes drowing in it! I demand a refund! Me: Hey Tim my friend (shawn) is coming to the movie with us. Tim: What schools he go to? Me: Kankakee. TIm: IS HE BLACK!?!?! Chandler: Neigh...heh that the sound a cow makes...o wait i mean a horse! Tim: O FUCK! I mean I love God... Tim: I gave up cussing for the new year. Us: Tim you wont be able to do that Tim: Eh fuck it i know. Me: Uhh Tim are you flirting with meghan? Tim: I think I am.... Nick: How do you "fake makeout" Tim: Ill show you..come here Pat! Chandler: Taylor do you like U2 Taylor: I LOVE U2 Shawn: you guys are gay. ?Pat: No he'll just run to his little corner and it will all be good and he will end up winning Chandler: (Hissing) Chandler: Dude i won that ball in a game.. Taylor: What game pin the guy in the ass. Tim: I dont like black guys on TV...or on my block....just behind bars. Matt E.: Reno blowup dolls dont count as dates for homecoming. Wheels: Can you belive Reno says he has girls chasing him? Matt E.: He does have girls chasing him....with knives! Chris P.: Man i got raped with no lube. Chris P.: (after getting a sword in a video game) TIME TO KILL ME SOME MEXICANS!!! Me: What about my dog he just sits there and licks himself and humps his bed. Matt E.: Where do you think he gets it? |
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