T
he Joys of Killing the Tweenies
I am so happy. You may not be able to tell from my demeanor but I am SO happy. The reason for my sudden bout of good humour is my new toy. See, here's my new toy:

Incase you haven't realised, it's a guillotine. I made it myself.
JWould you like to see what I did with my new guillotine?
Look:

Do you like? Yay, I knew you would!
JThough you're probably wondering why the Tweenies appear to have been decapitated in a forest or something. I can't really explain it myself; I just fancied a change of scenery I suppose. For now, we'll just call it a 'whim'.