Oh you lucky sod! You get to choose your own method of torture! So hurry up, be quick about it!

Were you starved of affection as a child? Click the image.

Sorry, who did you say your sex bomb was? Click the image.

Do you wanna know what people REALLY think about you? Click the damn image.

You can deny it all you want, but I just know that sometimes, you find yourself in the company of this young lady. Give her my regards and a hearty slap around the face - just hard enough to dislocate her nose? Thanks. Click the image.

In a hurry? Fuck that. Click the pic.

Escape back to Lavinia's Lair