T
he Joys of Killing Steps
Well, as you can see, I have been rather busy decapitating people again. Yesterday, my sword happened to come violently into contact with the necks of those disgustingly annoying pipsqueaks: Steps! I also decided to drive a 14-inch steel nail into H's head because I despise him the most.
This is indeed a proud day for me as I gaze at my prized collection of Step-heads displayed on my best stakes…
…on show in my trophy room. Aren't they magnificent? Yeah, okay, so they're ugly heads but c'mon! I killed Steps! I'm a hero!