You are about to witness THE ultimate blasphemy. Since I am currently experiencing one of my unfortunate bouts of generosity, I have decided to honour the request of one of the lair's visitors, and do what many before me have failed to - kill God.

Not only have I killed God, but I have also managed to put an end to one of the modern world's greatest problems…world famine.

Introducing, the never-ending supply of tasty, nutritious and spiritually pure (Kosher) meat:

It's heavenly. ;)