At last! The story of 'Jim, the donkey who could', has been documented by the hugely talented King of the Horseflies! This story explains the humble beginnings of Jim the donkey and how the well-known Broadway show 'Jim, the donkey who could' came about.

Note:- Bellow text has been edited from it's original form by moi.

..."You, at the back....YES YOU!, oi, I'm talking to you, you were supposed to leave ages ago, why are you still here?"

Man answers: "I can't help it, its love"

*Hysterics from the audience*

...On one of his many walks through time, god decided to pay this man a visit, he tried for days to understand the concept of love, but found that, as he didn't really exist, he couldn't understand very much at all, so he bid the man a fond farewell and headed back to his knitting...

*A confused member of the audience sucks on a lemon*

...Backstage, the actor playing god, who doesn't really exist, that is to say that god doesn't exist for the actor is indeed very real, stumbles across the notion that if he, the actor, is playing a fictional character who is the creator of himself, then surely if the creator is fiction then he, the actor, too must also be fiction.....and with that the actor disappeared in a puff of smoke as he who does not believe in existence can not exist...

*A confused member of the audience sucks on a fish*

*A clown enters from the left and hits our hero with an inflatable mallet*

*Screams of laughter and "boos" from the crowd"*

.... Our hero, having not expected such a sudden blow, decides to quit acting forever and fulfil his life's ambition and become a cheese monger, for cheese is, after all, the most important thing in a mans life...

...Feeling pretty depressed the supporting actors all kill themselves after a mass orgy, which was rather unfortunately all caught on camera and played through the entire 1st night of the proms by accident.

Having realised and come to terms with the loss of his friends, Jim, the juggling donkey, takes to the stage and is an instant Broadway smash in his musical: "JIM: the donkey who could"

So the audience remain entertained, and our hero enjoys the life of a cheese monger in deepest Dorset…

...And as for me, well, that's another story.

".... And action"

...For any of you people who don't already know, JIM is the new animal star of Broadway with his hit musical "JIM: the donkey that could", he's here especially and exclusively for us tonight to sing his hit song, from the musical, entitled "I'm not a damn horse, notice the ears!"

*The crowd cheer and the band start up, Jim enters on stage, bows and starts to sing..."

He's Jim…the donkey that could
he doesn't sing or dance or play guitar
but he's Jim the donkey that could
juggle his way into all our hearts

That's right I'm JIM the donkey that can
the donkey that will and still might try
I'm JIM the donkey that's more
than just a simple horse that goes EEEEORRRR.

*The crowd scream and cheer as carol vordaman is executed in the background and Anne Robinson screams "goodbye" at her in a shrill, cold tone*

"We want Jim, we want Jim we want Jim" the audience scream as the announcer announces in an announcement that Jim has left the building.

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