Throughout the ages, women have always all been crazy for one guy. In the thirties and forties it was Frank Sinatra. In the sixties the man girls went crazy for was Kennedy. Nothing much happened in the seventies or eighties. But now, in the nineties and the dawn of the new millennium, it is quite apparent that through looks to die for, an exquisite sense of humor, and killer interests a new sex symbol has emerged.

Let's face it, there is an ideal appearance, and Greg Lavery has it. Women tend to go for tall guys. Greg Lavery is an astounding 6'4". He also has an excellent physique: "6-pack" abs, bulging biceps that can't fit in his own sleeves, tempting hair, and buns of steel from hours of working out to the tapes which all make him irresistible. He also has an apparel sense that is considered infallible. Greg has been known to wear the same pair of jeans for an extended length of time without wash, darling homemade bikinis, and even the bold red feathered boa. Obviously, there is more that girls want than mere looks, humor can tickle the funny bone of any girl into desiring you.

There is a key way to a girl's heart: making her smile. Greg Lavery has found the master key that only the gifted have acquired. Greg has an incredible sense of humor backed with a smile for the laugh that can weaken the knees. He is a master at deliverance of jokes. He was ranked third in the state of Illinois in the category of wit. And his most recent joke ranked a 9.5 on the Laugh-O-Meter. But there is still more to an all-around chick-magnet.

Having many good interests is an important feature that Greg Lavery certainly has. For one, he plays the guitar. And what an incredible player he is. Greg also swivels away many hours by listening to music. He also enjoys basketball, television, and computer. Although hanging out with friends is a priority, break dancing is a key specialty too. Interests are simply important, but they are not the only quality that Greg possesses.

With stunning good looks, a sense of humor, and a wide interest range, can Greg Lavery not get any girl he wants? Of course there is more to Greg than what can fit in essay form, but the given information would have enough impact for "in-the-closet Greg fans" to come out of the closet and admit that they rhapsodize about Greg Lavery.