Sung By Jane Monheit (among others)
that I was right out of my head
the way he described it
he said I'd be better dead
than live
I wouldn't listen to his jive
I knew all along that he was all wrong
and I knew that he thought
I was crazy but I'm not
Oh No,
My anaylyst told me
That I was right out of my head,
And that I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight, to be out of my mind
And he said I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts
Oh no
They say as a child I appeared a little bewild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew it was happenin
I knew I was a genius
Whats so strange
When you know that your a wizard at 3?
I knew that this was meant to be
So they say little children are supposed to sleep tight!
Thats why I drank a fifth of vodka
one night
My parents got frantic
Didn't know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes
Before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only 3,
But I was swingin!
They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
But why should I feel sorry if they just
couldn't understand the reasoning and the logic that went on in my mind
I had a brain
It was insane
And so they all laughed at me
When I refused to ride on all those double decker buses
All because there were no drivers on the top!
My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said I'd be better dead than live
I wouldn't listen to his jive
I knew all along,
that he was all wrong
and I knew that he thought
i was crazy but I'm not,
Oh no
My Analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
But I said, "Dear Doctor,
I think its you instead
Because I've got a thing thats unique and new
It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you
'Cuz instead of one head
I GOT TWO!
And you know two heads are better than one!