"Duck Food, Duck Food, Duck Food."
The guy at the counter looks at the duck and says,
"Sorry Sir, we don't have any duck food."
So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back, and once agian shouts,
"Duck Food, Duck Food, Duck Food!"
And the man at the counter, a little angry that he didn't get his point across the first time tells the duck sternly,
"We don't have Any Duck Food, Alright??!!"
So the duck leaves.
The third day, the duck walks into the convenience store and says
"Duck Food, Duck Food, Duck Food!"
And the guy at the counter, enraged, turns bright red and yells,
"Listen Duck! We have NO DUCK FOOD!!! IF I HEAR YOU SAY DUCK FOOD ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!"
So the duck leaves.
The fourth day, the duck comes back, looks at the guy at the counter, opens his mouth slowly and says...
"Nails, Nails, Nails."
"You STUPID DUCK!! We Don't have any NAILS either!!!"
"Duck Food, Duck Food, Duck Food."
