Sung By Kristin Chenoweth
So cozy, calm and peaceful.
Heaven for a mouse like me,
With quiet by the leaseful.
Pets are banned, parties too,
And no solicitations.
Window seat with garden view,
A perfect nook to read a book;
I�m lost in my Jane Austen when I hear�
AH! (opertic vocalizations)[Tristan]
Say it isn�t so,
Not the flat below!
From an opera wannabe in 13G
A matinee of some contata,
Wagner�s Ring and Traviata.
AH! (operatic singing)[Magic flute] [Tristan]
My first night in 14G,
I�ll put up with Puccini.
Brew myself a cup of tea,
Crochet until she�s fini.
Half past eight � not a peep,
Except the clock tick tockin�
Now I lay me down to sleep,
A comfy bed to rest my head,
A stretch, a yawn, I�m almost gone, then:
[Scat � woo-wee]
Now the girl upstairs
Wakes me unawares!
Blowing down from 15G her reveille.
She�s scattin� like her name is Ella,
Guess who answers a cappella:
Zoot doo doot floy doy (scat)
AH (opera)
Zoot doo doot floy dee doy
AH
I�m not one to raise my voice,
Make a fuss or speak my mind.
But might I query�
Would you mind if�
Could you kindly�
Stoooooooooooop!
That felt good!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Thirteen, fifteen, fourteen G
A most unlikely trio!
Not quite three-part harmony,
All day, all night we�re singing�
(simoultaneous scat, opera, STOP)
Had my fill of peace and quiet,
Shout out loud, I�ve changed my diet,
All because of 14G!