The Evil Test |
How often do people refer to you as 'The evil one'? |
Constantly |
Occasionally |
Never |
Have you ever killed any living thing other than plants or insects? |
No |
Yes |
Do you like to sell illegal substances to young children? |
Yes |
Would you laugh if you saw a crow explode? |
Yes |
No |
Would you ever kill someone for money? |
No |
Would people say you were an honest person? |
Yes |
How many people do you know who you wish were dead? |
too many to count |
Yes |
a few |
none |
Think of the evilest thing you've ever done...how evil is it? |
No |
Do you steal on a regular basis? |
Yes |
Yes |
extremely evil |
quite evil |
I can't think of one |
Do I annoy you? |
No |
No |
Do you discriminate against certain kinds of people (e.g Tracey and jews) |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
No |
Yes |
Yes |
some |
Centipede |
No |
No |
No |
Yes |
No |
No |
No |
No |
Yourself |
Would you consider yourself to be evil? |
You have to kill one of the following, which do you kill? |
Duck |
You really are evil you know that? |
'I hate you'...are you so angry you wish I would just die? |
Do you ever purposely do or say things to hurt people? |
Do you ever purposely say things to hurt people? |
Do you like happy things ? |
Would you say you were two- faced? |
Have you planned your enemies murder? |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
No |
No |
No |
No |
Do you laugh at homeless people? |
Would you ever consider giving money to charity? |
Do you lie more than three times a day? |
Do you get jealous alot? |
Have you ever laughed at someones misfortune? |
Would you ever mug anyone? |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
No |
No |
No |
No |
Have you got a criminal record? |
No |
Yes |