| The Evil Test |
| How often do people refer to you as 'The evil one'? |
| Constantly |
| Occasionally |
| Never |
| Have you ever killed any living thing other than plants or insects? |
| No |
| Yes |
| Do you like to sell illegal substances to young children? |
| Yes |
| Would you laugh if you saw a crow explode? |
| Yes |
| No |
| Would you ever kill someone for money? |
| No |
| Would people say you were an honest person? |
| Yes |
| How many people do you know who you wish were dead? |
| too many to count |
| Yes |
| a few |
| none |
| Think of the evilest thing you've ever done...how evil is it? |
| No |
| Do you steal on a regular basis? |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| extremely evil |
| quite evil |
| I can't think of one |
| Do I annoy you? |
| No |
| No |
| Do you discriminate against certain kinds of people (e.g Tracey and jews) |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| No |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| some |
| Centipede |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| Yes |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| Yourself |
| Would you consider yourself to be evil? |
| You have to kill one of the following, which do you kill? |
| Duck |
| You really are evil you know that? |
| 'I hate you'...are you so angry you wish I would just die? |
| Do you ever purposely do or say things to hurt people? |
| Do you ever purposely say things to hurt people? |
| Do you like happy things ? |
| Would you say you were two- faced? |
| Have you planned your enemies murder? |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| Do you laugh at homeless people? |
| Would you ever consider giving money to charity? |
| Do you lie more than three times a day? |
| Do you get jealous alot? |
| Have you ever laughed at someones misfortune? |
| Would you ever mug anyone? |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| No |
| Have you got a criminal record? |
| No |
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| Yes |