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Ruby's Quotes!
In Ren We Trust
"Miami Beach here I come!"
"There is no way we're trusting you with that money - you have dollar signs in your eyes."
"So Brian Cruchman and Stacey Weems did in fact break up, but the good news for Stacey is that someone was pining for her all along: Brian's very own brother Mike."
Leavin' Stevens
"Hey, what about the Peachbox concert? We waited six hours in line for those tickets and it never would have happened if you didn't organize our bathroom breaks."
"Yeah, Denies is so awesome. Her cousin Paulle knows a guy who dates a girl who works at KSAK 105."
Where in the World is Pookie Stevens?
"Guys love snacks."
"...and when he said, "One for the road" he looked right at you."
Gutter Queen
"Not in public!"
"When they finish cutting your mom out we should all go out for ice cream."
"My finger's getting tired."
"You look like a wingless penguin."
"That's easy for you to say. Your mom's not going to show up in fluorescent hip-huggers."
Devil Mountain
"OK, I have to ask - what's irritable-chalk syndrome?"
"Please! It's my job."
"Ren, Ren your forehead is turning pink."
"Look you'll get your Bobby. Trust me, I know how we can get Captain Blow-Your-Nose to move."
"First we'll get Amy to move next to Justin; they're lab partners. And then we get Stan, who's next to Justin, to move next to Don "Dirty Ears" Dellucci. Stan has stinky feet so they'll make a nice couple. And then we'll..."
"OK, this is where we went wrong: Larry Lincoln sat next to Colleen Rositano, not Colleen McCormack. It was a simple case of Colleen confusion!"
Hutch Boy
"...and I should mention, I accept tips."
"It's just a subtle henna rinse to bring out your natural highlights."
"And what about me? OK, well, I gossip too much and I ruined your hair but..."
"It's not as bad as you think!"
"And I'm talking to Brittany and she's all Jason doesn't care about me and I'm all what do you want me to do about it?"
Influenza: The Musical
"You're smart - make something up!"
Starstruck
"OK, so your brother has some hygiene problems."
"Louis, that is the sweetest, most unselfish thing anyone has ever done for me!"
"In a healthy, non-obsessive way."
"When it comes to Louis, my heart has a mind of its own."
"Love isn't logical."
"I can't thank you enough for throwing that blanket over my head and bungie-cording me to the chair."
"Younger men are totally in this year."
"Ren, I haven't slept, I haven't eaten, do you really think I wanna chat?"
Strictly Ballroom
"This would be a lot easier if I had a little pair of scissors or something."
"So, Ren, I found out why Anita Snyder broke up with Jordan Bath. She was thinking ahead, because that's what she has always done; you know how she loves to project. She realized that if they got married, she'd have to go through life as Anita Bath!
"This crush you have on Bobby Deaver - it's just not healthy!"
"Oh look! Bobby's combing his hair!"
"Mmmm, Bobby Deaver's jacket even smells cute!"
"I wasn't done with the secret knock yet, it could have been anyone."
"Sorry Monique, OCUPADO!"
"I'm saying it's like giving your foot the Heimlich."
"We're having some plumbing issues in here."
"But she can't just waltz through the party like this, she looks like a soggy rodent."
Your Toast
"Welcome to 'Your Toast,' you'll like our toast the most. What can I toast for you today?"
"There you go, extensive food-related experience!"
"...and for some reason, the cutest guys just love toast."
"Oh, great shirt, did you get that at the 'Hot Top Shop'?"
"Oh, I'm emotionally drained!"
"They don't give us free pistachios like they do at Nuts N' Wall."
Movie Madness
"You are so crushing."
"Madame Editor, your goddess of gossip reporting with this week's column."
"I knew this girl Vicki who had a crush on this guy Matt. Vicki finds out Matt is crushing on her too, but when Matt goes up to talk to her she totally has blue-ink smeared all over her face, cause' she's a pen-biter, she's just nervous like that. From that day Matt could only think of Vicki as the girl with the blue lips!"
"I didn't give it to him; I put it in his book.
He'll find it tomorrow, third period, page 427;
right about when we get to the outbreak of the Civil War."
Quest for Coolness
"You'll be the most gorgeous patient there!"
"So who wants to be a super model?"
"...and one and two and you're so gorgeous. Three and four don't hit the floor. Five and six and work those hips. Seven and eight - that was great!"
"I'm an idea person, not an organizer!"
Surf's Up
"Go ahead Sam, show her your toes!"
Stevens Manor
"I'll never love again!"
"Girl Zone, Ruby speaking."
"Dexy-pooh, can you hold on for just one second?"
"Who needs boys anyway?"
"Dex walked me home from school everyday, and all of a sudden he gets a bus pass; he says he wants to explore the neighborhood. Uh-huh, what is that all about?"
Beans on the Brain
"...yeah that and $18.95."
Thin Ice
"I'll look at your puss balls."
Little Mr. Sacktown
"Oh half-off sale at Scrunchy Junction, I am so there."
"What flew up her nose?"
Short Story
"Yeah, if a tad is like, eight inches."
Multiple Episodes
"I'm dying."
"Hello?!?"
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