birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat
slowly, and lie about your age. -Lucille Ball
Middle age is when you've met so many people that
every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
-Ogden Nash
Old age is not so bad when you consider the
alternatives. -Maurice Chevalier
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
-Bernard M. Baruch
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar
doctrine that age brings wisdom. -H. L. Mencken
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old
myself some day. -Lillian Carter, in her 80s
I am not young enough to know everything. -Oscar Wilde
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world,
except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-Oscar Wilde
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I
feel as young as I ever did. -Robert Benchley
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of
the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in
the circulation of the blood. Logan Pearsall Smith
(1865 - 1946)
When people tell you how young you look, they are also
telling you how old you are. -Cary Grant, actor
(1904-1986)
